You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[Reborn in 2010, in charge of Noah, I am the king of the technological empire! 】

I just lost my job due to a scam [Supersoft], and in the blink of an eye, I was reborn back to 2010 and became a small engineer at the dying mobile phone giant [Noah]? !

Even worse, he was forced by the God of Mischief [Loki] to play a game of life and death: within five years, Noah must return to the top, otherwise he will be doomed!

Declining nobles? Internal strife? Encirclement and suppression by giants? It doesn't matter!

Holding the technology script for the next ten years, what do I, Chen Chen, have to fear? !

Look at me:

The advent of a magical phone: From the N9 stunning the MWC, to the PureView 41 million pixels crushing the era, to the Noah X taking the lead in defining the flat UI, Noah's products are bound to be top-notch!

Platform is king: N-Talk ignites global social craze, with over 100 million users! Thumb market opens up for win-win, challenges app store hegemony!

Ecosystem domination: With tens of billions of dollars in financing, Noah Cloud acquired the world's largest code "holy land" and took control of the future of open source! Noah Cloud + WBM, creating a new cornerstone for enterprise services!

Payment surprise attack: N-Pay is born, grabbing the trillion-dollar mobile payment blue ocean! Alliance Haoge, hard against fruit, stepping on super soft! The former king returns, vowing to build a super technology empire spanning hardware, software, platform, payment, and open source! (Warning: High energy ahead! Super fast pace! Lots of exciting points! Please fasten your seat belts before entering the pit!)

What kind of story would it be if Lu Mingfei existed in FGO's worldview?

↑Introduction is difficult, so I thought about it and used this introduction. The content is basically equal to the title of the book.

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"Don't be afraid, fairy, I'm not a devil."

"But your blood sea vision, bone palace, billions of soul flags, and the world-destroying demon sword all prove that you are a demon."

"Fairy, you are obsessed with this. In fact, I am a good man with a knife. The man I just killed is the devil."

"...He is my husband-in-law!"

Ji Changsheng's eyes lit up.

This is really wonderful.

Bring your own game board and travel to a world of plausibility.

But the game I play is a text hang-up game! What happened to this monster that came from its mouth?

Fortunately, on-hook games also have their own advantages. Everything is based on data, which affects the real world. Although it is nonsense, it is really delicious!

The humble author opens a new book, please support!

In the first year of the Xinhuo calendar, a large-scale supernatural recovery occurred around the world.

In the second year of the Xinhuo calendar, Jingguisi was established and began to contain supernatural beings on a large scale.

Three years after Xinhuo Calendar, Xun Xi traveled to this world full of despair. However, what was in front of him was a diary written by himself before his death, claiming to be the future himself.

The diary foretells his future death.

In other words, every line and sentence in the diary is his final work.

And it will be updated!

"Others who have traveled through time are all the proud sons of God, and opportunities will follow them wherever they go. Why am I the only one who dies wherever I go? I am just like a rebellious son of God, a version of an orphan."

"unfair!"

Qiao Xia, as TVE’s new entertainment reporter, had a good timing. She accidentally filmed her female cousin and her own fiancee’s scandal. And after one misfortune, a second misfortune got added ! When fighting helplessly alone, Qiao Xia, the pure and innocent little white rabbit, suddenly met the charming and arrogant male god – TVE’s crown prince Mu Liang.

Male God: Marry me.

Male God: I have a house, a car, a good looks, and also an unparalleled IQ. Where will you find such a good man?

Male god: My IQ is 130. Marry me, and you will never be defeated !

Qiao Xia: …So I’m afraid that means you’re not a fool ?

But when she fell in love with the male god and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, the male god retracted…

Anrgy Qiao Xia : What kind of male god are you, you simply are a scumbag!

Male God: Alright, since you want to get married, I will be a bit unfair to you and marry you.

What Qiao Xia didn’t know was that the male god had kept her in his heart for more than ten years.

“I am your cloud, on which you can stand for the rest of your life, with which do whatever you want, on which you can watch the world’s scenery. Even if you fall, it will fall on me. I will stay with you even in danger.”

Warlock John Kemp, this believer of the alien god has been collecting the blood of warlocks. After another harvest, he returned to the Dark City where he settled. When he just analyzed the harvest, he found that his treasure was stolen. In order to get back that thing, the magician followed the vague guidance and embarked on an adventurous journey again...

After waking up from the dream in Hong Kong Island, Zheng Jirong found that he had become Ling Lingqi's fellow junior Ling Lingfa, and as an agent, he lived in seclusion in the bustling city of Hong Kong Island as a butcher stall owner.

Before he could re-plan his life course, a familiar voice suddenly came from in front of the meat stall.

"Strengthening the mountains and overwhelming the world!"

“…”

"Afa! The country has a mission for you!"