You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

[Reborn in 2010, in charge of Noah, I am the king of the technological empire! 】

I just lost my job due to a scam [Supersoft], and in the blink of an eye, I was reborn back to 2010 and became a small engineer at the dying mobile phone giant [Noah]? !

Even worse, he was forced by the God of Mischief [Loki] to play a game of life and death: within five years, Noah must return to the top, otherwise he will be doomed!

Declining nobles? Internal strife? Encirclement and suppression by giants? It doesn't matter!

Holding the technology script for the next ten years, what do I, Chen Chen, have to fear? !

Look at me:

The advent of a magical phone: From the N9 stunning the MWC, to the PureView 41 million pixels crushing the era, to the Noah X taking the lead in defining the flat UI, Noah's products are bound to be top-notch!

Platform is king: N-Talk ignites global social craze, with over 100 million users! Thumb market opens up for win-win, challenges app store hegemony!

Ecosystem domination: With tens of billions of dollars in financing, Noah Cloud acquired the world's largest code "holy land" and took control of the future of open source! Noah Cloud + WBM, creating a new cornerstone for enterprise services!

Payment surprise attack: N-Pay is born, grabbing the trillion-dollar mobile payment blue ocean! Alliance Haoge, hard against fruit, stepping on super soft! The former king returns, vowing to build a super technology empire spanning hardware, software, platform, payment, and open source! (Warning: High energy ahead! Super fast pace! Lots of exciting points! Please fasten your seat belts before entering the pit!)

After waking up from the dream in Hong Kong Island, Zheng Jirong found that he had become Ling Lingqi's fellow junior Ling Lingfa, and as an agent, he lived in seclusion in the bustling city of Hong Kong Island as a butcher stall owner.

Before he could re-plan his life course, a familiar voice suddenly came from in front of the meat stall.

"Strengthening the mountains and overwhelming the world!"

“…”

"Afa! The country has a mission for you!"

Simple version:

This is the story of a toy merchant with some conscience but not much who sells toys in the world of Kamen Rider.

Full version:

"Neon City, Neon City, the museum organization collapsed,

The bastard bastard boss Ryube Sonosaki ran away with his little kitten.

We don't have any way to use the memory to offset wages.

The original price is more than 100 yuan, more than 200 yuan, more than 300 yuan, and the memory is 20 yuan.

20 bucks, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks, all, 20 bucks.

Oh, little sister, don’t leave!

In addition to selling memories, we also sell coins, switches, rings, and small fruits! If you don’t want this, we also have bottles, toy cassettes, eyeballs and so on! "

"Arthur, why are you arresting me? I am a toy merchant!"

What kind of story would it be if Lu Mingfei existed in FGO's worldview?

↑Introduction is difficult, so I thought about it and used this introduction. The content is basically equal to the title of the book.

Adorable and new to collect! Please vote for recommendation!

Bring your own game board and travel to a world of plausibility.

But the game I play is a text hang-up game! What happened to this monster that came from its mouth?

Fortunately, on-hook games also have their own advantages. Everything is based on data, which affects the real world. Although it is nonsense, it is really delicious!

The humble author opens a new book, please support!

A previous book. Many book friends Baozi said that they still have some unfinished ideas.

I thought that since I have some free time recently, I would write a little.

Don't come and scold me! If you don't like it, just don't click in.

good!

This is a bizarre world.

Everything can be supernatural.

Originally, Chen Xi only wanted to eat and drink, play games, and occasionally skip class. After having a mundane life, Chen Xi occasionally played a supernatural game.

Unexpectedly, the peaceful life is gone forever.

Qiao Xia, as TVE’s new entertainment reporter, had a good timing. She accidentally filmed her female cousin and her own fiancee’s scandal. And after one misfortune, a second misfortune got added ! When fighting helplessly alone, Qiao Xia, the pure and innocent little white rabbit, suddenly met the charming and arrogant male god – TVE’s crown prince Mu Liang.

Male God: Marry me.

Male God: I have a house, a car, a good looks, and also an unparalleled IQ. Where will you find such a good man?

Male god: My IQ is 130. Marry me, and you will never be defeated !

Qiao Xia: …So I’m afraid that means you’re not a fool ?

But when she fell in love with the male god and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, the male god retracted…

Anrgy Qiao Xia : What kind of male god are you, you simply are a scumbag!

Male God: Alright, since you want to get married, I will be a bit unfair to you and marry you.

What Qiao Xia didn’t know was that the male god had kept her in his heart for more than ten years.

“I am your cloud, on which you can stand for the rest of your life, with which do whatever you want, on which you can watch the world’s scenery. Even if you fall, it will fall on me. I will stay with you even in danger.”