Snow Kirin, the divine beast under the seat of Hades, was seriously injured while fighting alongside the Lord of the Underworld to deal with the catastrophe in heaven. He lost his Sky Soul Pearl and had only the Earth Soul Pearl left in his body, becoming a forgetful and evil beast.
In order to help his partners find the Sky Soul Pearl, Ming Zun personally arranged for Xue Qi to reincarnate into the human world and wait for an opportunity.
You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.
In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.
Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.
"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."
"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"
"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"
"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"
You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.
There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.
Hu Lai, an ordinary office worker, interviewed at a weird company.
It seems that the company has nothing, and even the employee benefits are not fully known until after joining the company. (Isn’t this nothing?)
On the day I started work, there was no one here in the afternoon?
Run, what are you waiting for?
Zhang San traveled to another world and thought it was a story about a powerful harem queen, until he saw two people fighting with bugs.
Wait a minute, what is the natal Gu, what does the combination killing move mean, where the hell are you doing?
A charming female ghost? Received! Pure loli female ghost? Received! Tang Dynasty princess ghost? Received! Qing Dynasty Princess Zombie? Received! ah? Zombies? Forget it, take it! A shelter for the best female ghosts, specializing in the best female ghosts.
Traveling to the world of Qin Shi Mingyue, there is also a cheating system that comes with it. Ying Ziyi had to wipe his sweat. In more than twenty years, the Qin Dynasty would be finished. Let's finish playing. He is still bound to Qin Chao. Who let his surname win?
In the end, Ying Ziyi said that he would go his own way, leaving Empress Xuanji with no way to go.
Below is the portal, high technology, just one point away...
This ancient god is listless. It should be heatstroke. I'm going to remove his spine and put it on my battery car. This old heart wash can still be used to wash and put it in a thermos cup. Why are these Cthulhu eyes so much? It's okay to dig your eyes, right? That outland pillar young man, that's right, it's you. Your claws have stepped on my floor. Since you don't want it, give it to me!
“Do you want to take risks? Do you want to add excitement to your boring life…! Please go to xx to fill in the information, you are a member of our Sacred Pattern Guild.” A magician girl read the flyer. .
“President! Run! That guy xxx has lost his love again. He is looking for a duel with you now.”
“Damn it! If you become a Sword Saint, you will still lose your love!”
“President, that guy said that you lied to him so that he couldn’t become a magician until he lost his love. In short, you should run!”
“Damn, that guy even said that I harmed him even though he didn’t have the talent for magic. Forget it, I’ll leave it to you here. I’ll hide from him for a while.”
The magician girl saw that the guild leader of the holy pattern was so fast that it gave a small visual illusion of displacement, and quickly passed by her side.
The magical girl lightly stroked the magician’s hat, which was affected by the strong wind, and decided, “The Sacred Pattern Guild is really interesting. I decided to join this guild.”
The godhead mask originated from the ancient shamanism technique.
Commonly known as inviting God!
Use your life to act like a god, use yourself to become a god!
Travel through the world under one person, awaken the King of Glory mall system, and use the godhead mask to embody the power of the King of Heroes.
Sikong Zhen: Five thunder rectification? Break the darkness with thunder!
Zhuge Liang: Zhuge Qing, do you think I look like your ancestor?
Zhao Huaizhen: Wang Ye, I can also do Wudang Tai Chi!
Zhong Kui: Is this the complete version of your Wang family’s Julingsend? This is the full version!
Jiang Ziya: Eight magical skills? Have you ever heard of conferring gods?
…
From the time I made a wish, something gradually started to go wrong!