You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Yu Qing escapes from a utopian paradise that has been isolated from the world for over a century. He crashes into the fractured city-state society of year 2C64, accompanied by five humanoid beauties, traversing a bizarre world where genetic overabundance has run amok.

In this world of startlingly perfect technology, humanity has splintered into countless forms. With extraordinary intelligence and cunning, he maneuvers among beast-men and city-states, narrowly escaping misfortune time and again. He severs emotions and abandons ties, driven only by the search for his kind—to rescue the final nine original humans from the brink of extinction.

Yet his arrival quietly ignites a deadly struggle between two powerful factions, and unknowingly triggers the countdown to humanity’s extinction—set for 299 days later...

"The one with little strategy herds through the mundane like oxen and horses

the master strategist herds heaven and earth like dogs and sheep."

"Wu Song, may I ask if they sell alcohol here?"

When a burly man in ancient costume came to the door of the B&B with a whistle in his hand, Li Yu, who was worried about business, didn't know that his life was about to undergo a magnificent change...

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The devil of life, the devil of laws, the devil of knowledge, the devil of fate, the devil of war...

When all kinds of strange forces invaded, the world was divided into two distinct ends.

Some people regard him as a god and walk the earth as a spokesperson.

Some people choose to drink a glass of strong wine on a scarlet night and raise the shotgun in their hands.

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When I woke up, the world was completely different.

From the normal human world line of 2013, we return to the universal witch world line of 1994.

"Maybe there are no witches in the world, or maybe everyone is a witch."

Qiao Xia, as TVE’s new entertainment reporter, had a good timing. She accidentally filmed her female cousin and her own fiancee’s scandal. And after one misfortune, a second misfortune got added ! When fighting helplessly alone, Qiao Xia, the pure and innocent little white rabbit, suddenly met the charming and arrogant male god – TVE’s crown prince Mu Liang.

Male God: Marry me.

Male God: I have a house, a car, a good looks, and also an unparalleled IQ. Where will you find such a good man?

Male god: My IQ is 130. Marry me, and you will never be defeated !

Qiao Xia: …So I’m afraid that means you’re not a fool ?

But when she fell in love with the male god and wanted to spend the rest of her life with him, the male god retracted…

Anrgy Qiao Xia : What kind of male god are you, you simply are a scumbag!

Male God: Alright, since you want to get married, I will be a bit unfair to you and marry you.

What Qiao Xia didn’t know was that the male god had kept her in his heart for more than ten years.

“I am your cloud, on which you can stand for the rest of your life, with which do whatever you want, on which you can watch the world’s scenery. Even if you fall, it will fall on me. I will stay with you even in danger.”

This novel is also known as Priceless New Bride

In the bar, drunk, she accidentally married herself for 2 years, her husband who counted five fingers can count offense!

It is rumored that Rong has little cleansing habits, and no opposite sex is allowed within three meters, but for Mao she is an exception?

It is rumored that Rong Shao has a bad temper, and if he angers Rong Shao, he can report directly to Lord Yan.

Give her the wronged person, he will return ten times!

Whoever bullied her, he went back a hundred times!

[Exclusive House Rules for Small Milk Bags]

“First: when you see a pretty aunt, you can ask someone to hug you, but you can’t find food in your arms!”

“Second: If you are not satisfied with your food standards, you can make an oral application or a written application, and you must not attempt to attract the attention of the top level by the violent way of dropping a bottle!”

Meng Huaiyin accidentally traveled to another world, and chose to participate in the romance drama because he was penniless.

However, what she didn’t expect was that there was a person who followed her all the way to Lianshan when she just crossed over.

Meng Huaiyin: shivering.jpg

The show just started:

Xiao Nanqi stared at Meng Huaiyin with sharp eyes like a knife, but Meng Huaiyin was so frightened that the melon in his hand dropped.

Barrage:

[He loves her so much, it was love at first sight yyds. ]

[Running in both directions, Grandpa is here. ]

[Woohoo, please lock up the two of you.]

Meng Huaiyin: Excuseme? ?

The love and killing of the dog hero and the dog heroine are daily.

[Come here, they are not human anymore, kick over this bowl of dog food. ]

Xiao Nanqi & Meng Huaiyin: Thank you for the invitation, I am not human 🙂

Shen Minghuan has been regarded as the king of the gods since he was born. He looks down on all living beings from a high position. He is admired and doted on by his tribe, and he is extremely proud. The system said: [From today on, you are the most loyal subordinate beside the protagonist! You have to assist them and help them until they ascend to the supreme position! ] The system asked: [Host, the task is very challenging, are you confident? ] Shen Minghuan thought seriously and nodded seriously: [It sounds very challenging. ]After all, he can only be a king, not a subordinate. But they should be pretty much the same...right? * "He is the person I respect the most in my life." "Only glory in the prosperous age can barely match you." "If it were you, it doesn't matter if you surrender." Shen Minghuan: Thank you for the invitation, I am just an ordinary and good subordinate. Intention: Do your best to love the world. Those who chase the light will themselves be radiant.