In that fiery era, in that familiar courtyard house, among the neighbors who vividly demonstrated the greed, jealousy, lust, overeating, laziness, anger and pride in human nature, Li Yuan, who worked hard all his life, Lived a brisk and leisurely life...

The old magic comes to a standstill;

Emerging technologies are booming.

The dragon lay on the ground whimpering;

The laurel crown of the gods is ready to be plucked off with one hand.

"These are all fake."

"Interrupting innovation, the advantage is mine!"

"It's time to restore the glory of magic!"

——Be quick, before the players arrive.

Guan Xiaoyu accidentally travels to Douluo Continent, where she's bound to a bizarre "Judgment System." This system specifically targets reborn "stowaways." From elementary school students to square-dance aunties, from local thugs to ignorant lolita girls, beautiful women, social elites, and even homeless beggars, everyone is on its elimination list. The mission principles are incredibly pragmatic (and shameless): If you can defeat them, act cool. If you can't, then mount your horse and flee—the key to survival! As the saying goes, "A sword breaks a horse, and its eggs fall to the sky. Guan Yu possesses me for eternity. Sparing my life is a life of peace, and after my social death, I will become even more immortal."

You start with twin martial spirits: the Azure Dragon Crescent Blade (which comes with the help of Guan Yu's phantom, and has a bizarre configuration of nine spirit rings, making it stronger when facing a stronger opponent) and the aggressive Red Hare (which will kick and kick people if it disagrees with them).

Guan Xiaoyu had originally intended to keep a low profile and survive. However, the system quest refreshed: Target One: An elementary school student who had just finished school! As he rushed towards his target, he was met with a pencil flashing with armor-piercing power, leaving him questioning his fate. The system even whispered in his ear, gloating, "Dear~ Social death is also part of the judgment~"

From then on, Guan Xiaoyu was forced to embark on a hilarious and often suicidal journey of "cleaning up the house" on Douluo Continent. The sonic waves of square dancing women nearly shook him to death, thugs' street extortion tactics were hard to defend against, and an ignorant young woman summoned a candy house, leaving her dazed and stunned... Facing these bizarre opponents, Guan Xiaoyu, crescent-shaped blade in left hand and his fiery Red Hare in right, struggled to survive through a cycle of pretentious displays, frantic escapes, and occasional resignations.

An urban legend with a lighthearted atmosphere, well... this is a good introduction, but writing it is the same as not writing it.

The second book "Crime Trafficking" has been completed

The new book "Horror Paradise" has been released, ISBN: 2597043

"Swallow! Swallow! How can I live without you -"

Zhang Haonan, who was reborn before the college entrance examination, shouted loudly to the girl with a look of grief on his face.

"Clam?"

The girl, who was about to bid farewell to this world with a pale face, was confused.

"Your dad charged me 80,000 yuan and sold you to me, and he said he wouldn't give it back even if he died!"

"..."

[If you are not a single female protagonist, don’t enter if you don’t like it. 】

[This story is completely fabricated and any similarity is purely coincidental. 】

Star Gates exist in the world; all who enter become gods.

Ren Ye, who had been serving three and a half years in prison, was suddenly met by a mysterious person. The person said, "If you are willing to participate in a game, you can leave now. The price is... you might die."

Many years later, Ren Ye stood alone within the Star Gate, looking back at his past. Many figures in his memory had already blurred...

Passerby: “Boss, I want a kryptonian physique, plus a cultivation system, can it be cheaper?”

Shu Xiaobai: “Krypton’s physique is sold out. If you have a Saiyan physique, I’ll give you a 20% discount.”

When I woke up, I appeared at an altitude of more than a thousand meters.

This is the top of a towering stone pillar.

How did I get up?

How should I get down?

Help!

Unfortunately, not only would help not arrive, but this would also be the start of an endless nightmare!

Follow Li Teng’s nightmarish adventure as he tries to survive on a 1,000-meter stone pillar, with only a bed and his wits!

“Extreme weather phenomena? Bring it on!”

“My abductors want me to participate in gruesome films in which 1 in 8 people have to die? I shall emerge victorious!”

“Want me to die? Not so easy!”

The leader of the top game guild, has traveled into the game world, and also brought a bully mall system with a glorious engine, a mana battleship, and a plane coordinate, the more he did bad things, the more rewards he has!

The dragon slayer roared in the dragon lair: “What’s the matter, can the cooked dragon fly?”

Star Sage: “Malfa Merlin, you return my mana battleship, I buy it, can’t I buy it!”

Many years later, Lynch brought countless treasures from many planes to the top, before sighing: “Actually, I really want to be a good person…”

Because of the fight for the magic treasure, the time traveler, the demon cultivator Logan, was beaten to death, but he was reborn in the wizard world with the magic treasure "Origin Pearl", and became a humble horse slave.

The wizard world has weak spiritual energy, but fortunately Logan has the origin magic pearl.

Magic Pearl: Only by sacrificing the origin of living things can you exchange for the inheritance of the previous life's magic sect- weak spiritual energy?

Then use the evil spirit as nourishment! Practice the art of attracting evil spirits and nourish my demon body.

The means of protecting the way require spiritual energy? Then refine the ghouls to protect me!

The undead wizard in front, don't leave, enter my Ten Thousand Souls Banner for a chat!

Watch Logan use the materials and rules of the wizard world as firewood to ignite the fire of magic:

corpse refining + undead = soul-binding battle puppet

magic array + barrier science = soul-devouring magic net

poison pill + alchemy = rule poison

PS: male protagonist setting: decisive and forbearing, not forcing virginity, no female protagonist, use and kill