At the film premiere, the reporter saw the traces behind Xia Siyu’s neck: “What is this?”

Xia Siyu indifferently teased her long hair: “It was bitten by a mosquito.”

After returning home, Bo Yan pressed her against the wall with a playful and dangerous voice: “Mosquito? Do you want to review it for your wife?”

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Xia Siyu has a physique that is easy to get fat, and she is often ridiculed for getting fat: “Fat is as pregnant.”

One day she was ridiculed on hot search again, thinking it was still a joke. Unexpectedly, the actor replied: “Thank you for your blessings, the baby is three months old.”

Strong male and strong female, 1V1 double place, domineering royal sister + high cold male god

When the copper coins in the Suitu game can be cashed out, the monthly card party players who started at 128 will rest and realize the dreams of many civilian players.

“Charge 10 648 first”

"The upper limit is 300 draws"

Zongheng leads the way, starting from the S1 season.

[No heroine][Undead][Power][Struggle][Funny] [Farming style][Possibly with group portraits, but unlikely with group portraits]

As soon as the Skeleton King entered the tavern, he attracted everyone's attention.

Someone shouted: "Yohoo! Your Majesty, where did you get rich?"

The Skeleton King did not answer, but just gently put his hat down, took out three copper coins, and said: "Old rules, waiter, two...Pah, 0.2 taels of dark elements..."

When everyone heard this, they felt even poorer, so they laughed and said: "I heard that Your Majesty wants to challenge the Church! Is this true or false?"

The Skeleton King opened his eyes wide: "Can our undead affairs be called fighting? We ask the older generation to educate the young people who have only been in the country for a few hundred years!" Then there were difficult to understand words, such as "bullying the weak with the big" and "respecting the old and loving the young", which made everyone laugh.

The Skeleton King knew he couldn't win the argument, so he took his 0.2 tael of wine and started muttering in a low voice: "This is outrageous! How can citizens mock their king? This is outrageous..." After hearing this, everyone laughed, and the air in the hotel was suddenly filled with joy again.

It tells the story of "Zhou Chuan", who was originally just a workaholic employee, then became the greatest philanthropist in the history of the Earth, the most conscientious businessman, the most prominent educator, a ten-time Nobel Prize winner in medicine, and a figure respected throughout the world.

Ling Fei, the son of a fisherman in Sanxian Island, was accidentally involved in a mysterious continent–Arad, after learning that his celestial destiny was shallow and that he had no way to ascend.

Sword, there are unique adventurers here. Ling Fei, who has just arrived, has a mysterious mission and an ancient blood. The silent Grand Forest is roaring, the ancient ruins of the king are lamenting, and it is unknown what the legendary headless horseman is chasing.

On the ground, Ling Fei gets acquainted with his partners, takes risks, and becomes a legend!

Bei Ming woke up and found himself in a mysterious world of resurrection.

The most terrifying thing was that he was near Baishui Town and there was no living person around.

Fortunately, at the beginning of his journey, Bei Ming had already controlled the first ghost, which gave him the ability to survive.

Ghost - Absolutely sharp, you can cut through anything except gold, whether it is a person, ghost, ghost cave, supernatural props, supernatural items, curses, mediums,

Yang Jian: This thing is a bug, can you imagine that the sight of my ghost eyes can be cut by this thing?

Human skin paper: Stay away from him, because I can't get anything about him, even the foreknowledge can be cut by him.

“What? You come back from the world of cultivating immortals, can you cultivate? Can you make pills? Can make Qi? Among the martial artists, you are the master? Among the cultivators, you are the gods? I can’t offend you?” Lin Nan raised his mouth, showing a trace of disdain, big hands One shot.

The first person in Southeastern Province, the master of Jiangnan Budo, died!

“Oh, you come from hell, the lives and deaths of other people are between your thoughts? I can’t provoke you?” Lin Nan nodded lightly, eyes full of contempt, and curled his fingers.

Lord Yan’s worship, pawn!

“The king of mercenaries and the king of killers dared to pretend to be forceful in front of me. The immortal cultivation world in front has returned, and the return of hell is dead. Are you too unpretentious?” Lin Nan’s mouth twitched slightly and stared at him.

A certain mercenary king, death!

“Sorry, there is no one in this world that I can’t afford!” Lin Nandao, suddenly his eyes turned, his eyes filled with the smell of petting.

“Good wife, come, come and eat this bowl of chicken soup made with ten thousand years of Ganoderma lucidum, the child in your stomach, but the hope of the whole family!”

Xintiandi, small people, one point is good for their heads, one point is good for their ancestors, three points are good for their fortune, and five points are dissatisfied with their fate. They will eventually rise up and suppress the world. . .

You have your indescribable things, and I have my own jokes.

In the steam civilization surrounded by various ancient gods and other gods, ordinary people will be twisted and crazy as soon as they come into contact with those ancient knowledge.

Liu Yonglu, a young crosstalk actor from Tianjin, came through. In front of the old gods of his clan, he was calm and composed, and he picked up the clappers at hand and muttered something.

"The bamboo clappers are hitting like this, let's not talk about anything else, let's talk about how much Cthulhu is doing."

"What is a deep diver? Which one is Migo? From the abyss, how terrifying, you listen to his nonsense!"

"Yellow King Hastur, there are quite a lot of believers, growing claws and tentacles, are you going to block me at the door?"

"If you let him in, I really won't hide, just go ahead with the summoning ceremony, we won't indulge him!"

You want me to lose SAN? Practice for a few hundred million years.

There are a lot of crosstalk jokes, welcome to comment.

Chang Pan had known since childhood that she was an adopted daughter, yet her personality remained spoiled and willful.

At fifteen, her adoptive parents’ biological daughter was brought back home, and she had no choice but to return to her birth mother.

From a rich second generation to a poor second generation, Chang Pan disliked everything about her new environment equally.

But she found she couldn’t bring herself to dislike Fang You.

An elder sister with no blood relation to her, the pillar holding up a broken household,

who, with a quiet and restrained charm, captured all of Chang Pan’s attention.

She realized that what she wanted most as an adult wasn’t the life of a wealthy second generation—

but Fang You.

Fang You’s life was one of endurance.

Enduring through elementary school, enduring through middle school, enduring until she could work.

Then, everything would be over.

She never expected that in the abyss of a life where there was nowhere further to fall, a flower would drop into it.

Chang Pan was her nominal younger sister, a responsibility that fate had bound to her and would not let go.

In the end, she would become that bouquet of flowers taking root in the abyss.

Enduring until the end brought no release—only a reunion after separation, where they relied on each other for life.

Rustic small-county literature

Sisters without blood relation

Older woman × Happy Ending

Content Tags: Urban, Drama, Slice of Life

Main Characters: Chang Pan (POV) interacting with Fang You

Supporting Role: Yang Yingxue

One-sentence summary: The little sister who fell from the sky isn’t very cute.