[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]
The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!
From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.
He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"
Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"
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【Villain】+【Half Behind the Scenes】+【Special Effects】+【Some Memes】
[This article contains various special effects, ooc, and a female protagonist. Please do not read if you do not like it.]
Earth, the hub of all worlds, has been plagued by super squadrons, magical girls, and evil organizations since fifty years ago.
Chen Qianqiao, since reincarnated into this world, has been working hard today as a cadre of the evil organization "Fool".
but!!!
The voice of the Blue Warrior that appeared today sounds like my sister's voice, right?
Damn Super Sentai, just wait, I’m going to give you red envelopes right now.
What, my boss is a member of the team?
What, my colleague is a member of the team?
What, me too...that's okay.
Put on the transformation device and press the transformation button.
"Sing, wish!"
"The ancient king who gives power to those who weep—Coin Squad: Wish Purple!!"
In the interstellar age of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, the protagonist is reborn on a remote, backward planet. See how the protagonist uses the Six Paths of Reincarnation to reach the pinnacle of power. Evil demons and demons are also evil demons and demons. Also, please note that the protagonist of this book is the same as the title. Those with a righteous heart should proceed with caution. [Guanqi]
Singing while riding a horse, young and handsome. When her eyes laid their first glance at him, she knew that in this lifetime, this youth would not walk out of her heart.
She’s the young lady of the General’s Manor. When the enemy country invades, her father was called upon in desperation and hurries to the battlefield. She secretly followed her father to battle. When her father and brothers were injured, she struck back with a series of tactics and won over the enemy’s army.
The enemy had retreated, the empire’s land was protected, the Emperor was very happy, and heavily rewarded the General’s Manor.
While she was returning to the Imperial City, she overhears that the Emperor and Empress Dowager want to select a man from the Imperial City’s Manors to marry Lady Su of the General’s Manor.
Before her, she has 3 elder brothers, but unfortunately no sisters.
From the gossips, in the Imperial City there are two men, who are the top candidates for marrying her.
One is from the imperial family, royalty, always idle and only knows how to eat, sing, drink, and have fun. A prodigal who’s been raised crooked with no one to control him.
One is from the Guo-zhang (Emperor’s Father in Law) Manor, whose talent is spread throughout the Imperial City, his name known throughout the kingdom. He is the Xiao Guo-jiu (Emperor’s Little Brother In Law) who has all the ladies rushing towards him like ducks.
Zhao Xin often repeats a dream.
In his dream, he was an invincible, eternal and supreme god.
There are hundreds of millions of true gods and endless followers under his command.
He traveled through time to the world of the Royal Star Envoy and became a member of the race for hegemony.
"Haha, my astral creature is a high-level creature - the Fiery Tyrannosaurus!"
"My astral creature belongs to the king level and is the God of Death Praying Mantis!"
"I have a dark dragon, the most powerful in body..."
Looking at these self-showing messages, Zhao Xin fell into deep thought.
A thought came to my mind.
One true god after another walked out from behind him, and his divine power swept across all realms!
[Main quest: You meet the heroine and fall in love with each other, and talk all night.]
"Dating is too troublesome, so kidnapping and imprisonment for a day counts, right?"
[Main quest: You participate in the sect competition, and win the first place with amazing skills]
"I was just expelled from the sect yesterday, and I sent assassins to kill the others, so I can count as winning first place, right?"
...
Chen Lang traveled to the world of "Xiantu" as a player, but the main plot was a little off, and the butterfly effect appeared.
In the plot, he is powerful, but in reality, he is crazy everywhere. No wonder the plot is getting more and more off-track. Just tell me whether you have passed the mission or not?
(Murong Fu from Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils) + (Li Changqing from The Great Ruler), villains also have their time.
The way of life and death is the way of Heaven. The way of Heaven is the way of Yin and Yang. The way of good and evil follows like a shadow.
In the world of all heavens, the protagonist is blessed by nature. He is the son of the world and has extraordinary luck.
The villain dies because of talking too much, because of bad luck, and because of not getting what he wants.
Lin Fu accidentally obtained the Villain Rise System, and has since saved all the villains in the world.
Zhao Mingcheng, an ordinary college student, died on his first day of school, but turned out to be a blessing in disguise and became a Kamen Rider.
What? Save the other world?
Although I don't want to, but power comes at a price...
So, let’s go!
"Others who traveled through time are all Long Aotian, why should I——
Wearing a maid outfit to avoid being chased by the light music club
Use a cooking pot to fight against a special cursed spirit
· Being treated as dangerous goods by Shana and monitored 24 hours a day
Encountering a giant during a math test
Has it become the "humanoid self-propelled nuclear bomb" that AST and Academy City are fighting over?
The worst part is, Yukinoshita Yukino actually asked me to write an apology for blowing up the gymnasium! ? "