Transmigrating into Douluo Continent? This is a good thing! What? I'm just a commoner, my ancestors for three generations all had Blue Silver Grass as their martial soul, and I don't even have any cheat codes. And the protagonist looks down on me. You've already found a way to die... Damn it!! Let's see who has found a way to die. So what if I'm the Blue Silver Emperor? I'm the God of Blue Silver Grass! "Watch closely, this is the correct way to use Blue Silver Grass," Lan Jiu said. "Watch my Grass Sword Technique, one sword opens the stars." "As long as one blade of grass remains, I will not die."
[Physical publishing contract signed]
[Hilarious, absurd, no-romance, feel-good story + memes + the female lead is the root of all evil]
One female protagonist corrupts all the geniuses.
During the sect entrance test, while others were busy testing their spiritual roots, I was busy lying.
Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and was bound to a system that could only be unlocked by "deceiving a hundred times" and could become the strongest system in history after surviving to the end of time. In short, it was called the "Survival History System".
She thought that after unlocking the system she would turn over a new leaf and become a kind and beautiful girl, but unexpectedly her lack of morality came from herself. She went down this path of no return and infected two others.
Before I met Chi Miao:
The Sword Sect's Holy Son is aloof and ruthless, yet all the young women in the world are driven mad by him.
The merits of Buddhist disciples are immeasurable, and their Buddha-light shines upon countless beings.
The young master of the Jin family is incredibly wealthy, and his noble air is captivating.
The young master of the Qin Sect possesses unparalleled musical talent, resembling a celestial being banished to the mortal realm.
After getting to know Chi Miao:
Sword Sect Saint Son: "Of all the swords in the world, only the lowly cannot be broken."
Buddhist followers say: "Chanting scriptures is not as good as shouting rap, and performing rituals is not as good as social dancing."
Young Master Jin: "If money isn't used to humiliate and insult people, and then you get it back in the end, then it's meaningless."
The young sect leader of the Qin Sect said: "The 'Subject 3' that Junior Sister Chi Miao recently sent me is quite amazing. I have mastered it and can break through all laws of heaven and earth."
Even the Holy Maiden of the Hehuan Sect, who was determined to find her lover, banged her head against a wall for her sake.
Throughout the entire cultivation world, who wouldn't curse Chi Miao upon seeing him: the root of all evil!
Chi Miao: "Slander! Utter slander! Even though I cheated people out of money and lives, I'm still a good girl!"
[Multiple female leads + system + entertainer + freeloader + invincible protagonist]
Crossing the Starry Sky Railway, Xia Fan originally intended to live off the wealthy woman Estádio and be a happy space station salary thief.
Who knew the check-in system would awaken! As long as you cause trouble at key points in the plot, you can get incredible rewards! To become stronger, and for fun, Xia Fan decides to stop being human!
When Xia Fan encountered Silver Wolf, who was modifying data, he immediately launched a "wall slam + forceful kiss" at the Star Core Hunter!
Silver Wolf was filled with shame and indignation: "Bastard! Give me back my first kiss!"
While the protagonist, Xing, was unconscious, Xia Fan declared righteously, "This is called Deep Awakening Therapy!"
The result was that a clingy little thing with no common sense was awakened. Xing pointed to her lips and said, "You are mine, and the baseball bat is mine too."
After battling the Doomsday Beast, everyone was in a fierce struggle. Xia Fan calmly pulled out the Heavenly Fire Judgment: "Everyone get out of the way, I'm about to show off!"
A single, swift kill shocked the entire audience! Himeko: "Is this really an office worker?"
Before leaving, Estella tearfully handed him a black card with unlimited credit: "Take this money and get out! If you dare to flirt around outside, I'll crash my space station into your train!"
And so, Xia Fan, burdened with a mountain of emotional debts and unexpected advantages, boarded the Star Train.
March 7th: "Hmph, I was here first..."
Black Tower: "Why don't you stay? I'll give you a doll."
[Simulator + Decisive Action + 99% Simulation]
Li Chen transmigrated and became a porter in a small镖局 (bodyguard agency) in the martial arts world.
The escort mission was robbed, and the bandits had their knives to their necks—Ding! [Life Simulator] Activated:
"Ten taels of silver for a simulated life choice!"
[First Simulation]
You diligently practiced the Five Animal Frolics for many years, yet you did not die; instead, you died tragically in the street, inheriting: ten years of experience in the Five Animal Frolics plus a few taels of silver.
[Fifth Simulation]
You risked stealing the Innate Breakthrough Pill, only to be hacked to pieces by the auction house guards. Your inheritance includes: a half-step Innate Physique + the Innate Breakthrough Pill.
[Tenth Simulation]
You spent half your life searching to become a disciple of the Qingyun Sect, only to be killed by a single palm strike from an immortal during the spiritual root test due to your "mortal impurities."
Inherited: Innate Grandmaster Realm True Qi + Thirty Spirit Stones
[After the 100th simulation]
Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation, wrapped in the wrath of Heaven, crashed down, intending to kill this "rebel." He raised his eyes and smiled lightly, twisting the Dao principles into chess pieces and sending them into the void. He flicked his sleeve to unfold the simulator's light screen, and with a light tap of his fingertip: "The Celestial Court is the board, and all living beings are the pieces... Let's simulate the collapse of the Celestial Court in this game."
[Pokémon + Pokémon + Gender-swapped (male to female) + Solo beauty + Never marries + Specializes in Water and Ice types]
"What? The Cerulean Water Gym is the weakest gym in Kanto? Gym badges are free? Is that even possible? I'll go challenge it right away."
However, when the challengers who had believed the rumors arrived at the Cerulean Gym, they were so shocked by what they saw that they were speechless.
Inside the gym, Articuno soared through the sky, Suicune leaped across the water, Mega Gyarados swam freely, and Milotic's colorful scales shone beautifully in the sunlight...
"Holy crap!! The Cerulean Gym is the weakest in Kanto? Who the hell spread this rumor?" the boy, bruised and battered from being beaten, cursed angrily.
"And what about the owners of the Cerulean Dojo? Aren't they just three pretty faces who only know how to perform underwater ballet and show off their legs? And who is this Xia?"
...
...
Are you all here to challenge the Cerulean Gym?
"Well then, welcome to the strongest Water-type Gym!"
"My name is Xiaoxia. I am the youngest of the four sisters of Cerulean City Gym. I am the champion of the Indigo League and the Orange League. I am the world's number one Water-type Pokémon Master. Please take care of me."
[No system][No heroine][Traditional primitive][Non-conspiracy theory][Lean towards Gou Daoliu][Lean towards group portrait]
A wisp of ghost soul traveled through the primitive times and took shape in the Yuanzhou of the three islands and ten continents, taking the form of a body with the innate water origin.
The first calamity of the dragon and the phoenix has passed, Hongjun has not yet become a saint, and the overall situation is undecided. I wonder if I can compete for the sainthood?
In order to survive in this cruel wilderness, he practiced hard to cultivate his magical powers, planned everything before doing, and was not easily affected by cause and effect. However, this wilderness was a little different from what he had imagined?
Is it true that the ancient world is full of magical treasures?
Does Yuanshi Tianzun really look down on those with scales and horns?
Is Zhunti really a shameless person?
On the 60th day of his transmigration, Li An, burdened with debt, finally activated the 'Piano Teacher's Life Feedback System.'
Attend classes to acquire teaching points and unlock student strategies. (√)
The system monitors student progress in the background and tracks student development in real time. (√)
The student practices diligently after class, and the teacher receives generous rewards. (?)
"Any rewards don't matter, please just go home and practice your piano!"
These are the heartfelt words of a true piano teacher.
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A three-foot-long zither platform, three thousand students.
Between dreams and reality, there is nothing more than the story of you, me, and everyone else.
Let's see how a little piano teacher steps onto the big stage of life.
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A lighthearted story about work and daily life, featuring a single female lead, a cat, a system, and a non-super-rich protagonist.
A soft and cute little junior sister came to Lingyun Sect, and everyone was very excited.
Pamper! You must pamper! Pamper to death!
So all kinds of spiritual fruits, storage rings, pills, defensive magic tools... were given away without spiritual stones.
But after seeing the return gift from the junior sister, everyone was stunned. This junior sister's family is really rich!
Everyone was happy for only a few days, because they found that the little sister was either practicing or urging them to practice. After that, she became more and more excessive. As soon as they opened their eyes, the little sister would ask with a smile: "Are you practicing today?"
Just when they were about to be driven crazy, they suddenly discovered that the sect seemed to be invincible!
Mmm! Cultivation smells so good!
[No tour group][Self-guided][Farming] A young man from Blue Star was searching for the dragon's lair, but he was killed by a python while digging the blood ginseng guarded by the python. He was unexpectedly reborn on Douluo Star, and awakened the blood ginseng martial spirit and the gun martial spirit, but he only had level 2 soul power. See how the Feng Shui boy transformed his martial spirit and rose to prominence in Douluo!
Lighthearted and humorous + rural daily life + abstract dad + reverse parenting + women but no female lead
Also known as "Playing the Kids Off: Why Study, Just Farm with Dad" and "Fatherly Love and Filial Piety: An Abstract Father and Son That Makes the Whole Internet Laugh".
As families become increasingly unstable, a live-streamed variety show about families has emerged.
The first place was all about eating, drinking, and having fun every day;
The second family, a couple who split expenses equally and are fully committed to raising their child;
The third shop, they split a dollar in half to spend it;
The fourth one:
Lin Xian retired at the age of 30 and lived off his parents, raising his children in the countryside to farm.
Netizens angrily denounced him as a complete waste of space!
Unexpectedly, Lin Xian raised an eyebrow and said, "You have a really good eye for people!"
People gradually discovered:
Lin Xian goes up the mountain to catch pigs, goes down to the river to catch fish, plays music for chickens, lets dogs pull skateboards, and slaughters free-range chickens and pigs on the spot; fruits and vegetables are picked fresh...
My son Chenchen has high emotional intelligence, good health, can cook, can farm, and loves learning...
City dwellers were suddenly overcome with apprehension: Isn't this the life I've always longed for?
After going out to record, the father and son, Lao Liu, became even more unstoppable, and their abstract talents were fully unleashed!
Relying on abstract, imaginative ideas, sharp-tongued commentary, and an attitude of effortless success...
Lin Xian has become a new top celebrity!