【Funny】【Old Six】【Relax】【Nonsensical】【Disaster】

[This book is mainly about fun and laughter, the rhythm is a bit slow, don't read if you don't like it]

Cultivation calendar: 17863

Emperor Qin Yu ascended to heaven, bigwigs from all walks of life came to see him off, firecrackers rang, and everyone had tears in their eyes and chanted.

Sect elder: "Gone, this disaster is finally gone, and we can finally have some peace."

Sect disciple: "Family, who understands, do you know how I have been living these years, I was cheated out of my pants, and I don't want to be fleeced like this!"

Hehuan Sect elder: "When Qin Yu learned the Qingxin Mantra, I knew that my sect could not escape."

Demon Sect elite: "I thought I was bad enough, but I didn't expect Qin Yu's casual move would require me to learn for a lifetime."

Demon Sect elder: Before I met Qin Yu, I would never have dreamed that one day I would have to rely on reporting to the police to protect myself. "

The leader of the ancient demon cult: "If I were given another chance to start over, I would rather choose not to be resurrected."

The leader of the sect said: "Recruiting Qin Yu into the sect is the thing I regret most in my life!"

Qin Yu saw that everyone was in tears and was reluctant to leave, so he said: "If you can't bear to let me go, I can..."

The cultivators of various sects shouted: "Please ascend to heaven, please don't harm the world of cultivation!"

[Female protagonist, single, evolutionary, daily life, with space opera elements] Reborn as a bug, trapped in dire straits, and threatened by various magical creatures, Bai You's arduous struggle for survival begins. It was originally an inspiring survival story, but after encountering a strange pet and saving a human, the story took a strange turn. Years later... Xinghai Express - "Two major evil forces in civilization issued separate announcements: coincidence, or the beginning of a new conspiracy?" Secret Whisper Sect: Follow the will of the gods and search for the great being named "Bai". Anyone with information can privately message the Secret Whisper Sect's official website, and the sect will fully guarantee your personal safety. Void Empire: The original ideological mentor of the Void Empire is suspected to have appeared in the Edge Forest. Anyone with information can directly contact the Void Leader's assistant. If the information is true, a bounty of 100 million daras will be awarded. ...

[Hodgepodge world view], [pseudo dnd], [fun]

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"All the spells I developed and improved are out of the exploration of truth and the pursuit of science. You should not slander a simple scholar like me."

In the first year of the Third Era, Jia Xiu, the greatest spellcaster in history, the inventor of more than 10,000 spells, and the sorcerer known as the forbidden spell maker, answered like this when facing the accusation of genocide.

"Why does the infinite healing spell make the target's whole body get cancer? Just tell me if the cancer tumor is healing infinitely!"

"The absolute protection spell blocks the air and causes suffocation? Heaven and earth are conscientious, air is very dangerous, of course it must be blocked, I have sufficient evidence to prove that anyone who breathes the air will die."

"The little boy's summoning spell destroyed the Demon King's City, and the radiation produced made it uninhabitable for 30 years. Well, this, uh... I am the extermination of the demon race, how about it! I say I am innocent, whoever agrees, whoever opposes!"

In the vast wilderness, where no one lives for thousands of miles, a young boy searching for his mother sets foot on the Great Thousand Continents.

"Daozhou is a land of outstanding people and abundant resources. May I ask, sister, have you ever seen my mother? Oh, no, then why are you glaring at me?"

In the women's bathhouse, Li Huang got a nosebleed and was beaten up.

The entire text is fictional, and all the regions, countries, and cities described in the text are fictitious! ! ! !

[Heavy rain, floods, blizzards, extreme cold, extreme heat, pollution, insect plagues, eternal night, earthquakes...]

On April 1, a natural disaster suddenly struck the blue planet. Heavy rain swept the world, followed by earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, seawater backflow...all kinds of disasters followed one after another.

Ye Fu was reborn before the natural disaster. In this life, she frantically stockpiled supplies just to survive.

[No superpowers, no zombies, only a male protagonist, pure natural disaster survival, no saintliness.]

The well is about to dry up, and the hard-won stronghold is about to fall? Watch me level up! The land isn't fertile enough? The yield is too low? Watch me level up! Ordinary crops aren't profitable, and the territory's income is meager? Watch me level up! My soldiers are too weak, so I'll level them up too! Hmm! My body is still too weak, and my cultivation speed isn't fast enough! Hmm, I'll level myself up first... This is the story of a lucky second son of a minor noble family in the Death Sands who was assigned to a territory he won by chance! There is no mercy here, only death. What Allen needs to do is constantly level up and become stronger, ensuring his fist is big enough to make others die... Level up, strengthen, mass-produce troops, expand! Reclaim land, farm, manage, conquer! ... "Please! Stop expanding your territory! If you keep expanding, all of us kings will become your vassals!"

【Simulation, Fantasy, Lurking, Plot-driven.】 Chen Shi transmigrated into the Divine General’s Mansion of Liangzhou in the Great Wei Dynasty. For two and a half years, he lived as a servant and slave. At last, he managed to save up his very first bucket of gold and activated his innate Life Simulation System.

By spending a certain amount of money, he could perform a simulation.

After the simulation ended, he could even inherit cultivation, items, techniques, and if he managed to change the trajectory of reality, he could even gain Destiny Points, refreshing various innate talent traits.

Brick-wielding Backstabber: When attacking an enemy from behind with a brick, it will always trigger a triple critical strike. (A monk holding a brick cured my mental exhaustion.)

Unwilling to Die: When the character dies in the simulation, he can simulate for an additional day. (Damn it, let me see who the hell killed me!)

Clarity of the Crown: When activated, all attributes increase by 200%, but IQ decreases by 400%. (Foolish mortals, you can never comprehend the wisdom of gods!)

.......

During his very first simulation, Chen Shi discovered that someone was targeting him.

Through continuous exploration, Chen Shi realized that the person who wanted him dead turned out to be… someone from his own hometown...

(Anime crossover, light novel)

Thanks for the invitation. I'm in One Piece, and I start out as Black Hairless.

Wandering the seas, free and unrestrained, but—

Why is this eagle-eyed rascal chasing me around all day? What? My son offended you? Then go find Xiao Mo! Why are you bothering me?!

Garp, why are you chasing me every day? Huh? Where's Great Britain? Can't you find it yourselves? Inviting me to join the navy? Me, the King of Great Britain, are you kidding me? No way!

Redheads? Giving you face? Not getting involved in the summit? Giving a cripple the run for his money! Asking for a beating!

Huh? I'm not that Black Hairless guy! What does your looking for Black Hairless guy have to do with my Gundam? You've got the wrong person!

Reborn into the adrenaline-pumping world of Tokyo Avengers! With a system, Manji will live a different life. He forms his own team, establishing Ten'a. He saves Ichigo and the field, preventing tragedy. Mikey, who was invincible in Tokyo, is defeated by Manji. He subdues the Black Dragon, and Shiba Taiju's power is suppressed by Manji. He defeats Tenchu, and Kurokawa Isana is stunned by Manji. He consumes Brahma, and Kawashiro Senju submits to Manji! He crushes the Sixth Generation Danpora, and Terano Minami falls before Manji. He sweeps through the hot-blooded district SWORD! He takes on Kowloon! He encounters the Kengan Ashura world again, and wins the Kengan Deathmatch Tournament. With absolute ruthlessness, he reaches the pinnacle in this fictional world.

[Eavesdropping on my thoughts, lighthearted, slice-of-life, funny, multiple female leads] Jiang Huai, a hard-working man who has toiled his whole life, returns to 2013. Jessica Jung: Be my boyfriend, and I'll give you all my money. Sulli: Oppa, let's stay together forever, okay? Yoona: What's the point of a fake boyfriend? Can't we make it real? IU: I really didn't hear your thoughts, please believe me! Jiang Huai: Okay, okay, so you all approached me just to eavesdrop on my thoughts!!!