Internal information: Time: June 27, 2026.
Location, central Pacific Ocean.
Event: A total of 78 major warships from 46 allied nations participated in the Rim of the Pacific Exercise. Midway through, a high-speed moving target suddenly appeared from high altitude, descending to the sea surface and creating a stray electromagnetic field. Several warships from the Allied fleet investigated but lost contact.
In addition: The Uranus reconnaissance ship from Longguo was also slightly damaged.
The specific cause of the accident is unknown, and both parties have established a joint investigation team and agreed to keep the matter a top-secret file.
Meanwhile, at the Yandu Meteorological Bureau, Xing Tian was writing a note asking for leave: he was planning to flee...
[Pokémon + elves + weak system + battle game + dirty routine + warm daily life + slow heat + ordinary family + genius]
When he woke up, Li Xu found that he had traveled to the world of Pokémon.
The emergence of Pokémon has brought about earth-shaking changes in people's lives.
Li Xu hugged the Aiyaqiu Mushroom tightly in his arms, ready to accept any challenge.
As a five-good youth, he awakened the [Defense Breaking Growth System]
The higher the opponent's trainer's blood pressure, the more negative emotions they can collect, and the more effort value they can convert into Pokémon.
"Shield Mushroom, I'll sleep with everyone I see, and start group hypnosis."
"Soul-catching eyes, open double walls, add immobilization field"
"Steel Armor Crow, transformed into the Sky Shield, dominates the sky"
"Miss Goth, step away from the shadows and call upon the stars"
"The Salt Stone Giant, salting everything"
"The simple earth king, only ask me to strengthen myself."
"The blood moon is across the sky"
"Branchiosaurus, killed in one bite in the rain"
The person who played against him was asked: "What do you think of Li Xu?"
The person being asked looked melancholy: "He's a good person, but his tactics are so dirty!"
"Thanks to Li Xu, my low blood pressure has been cured."
Li Xu said innocently:
"As the developer of Tai Crystalization, the creator of Z-Moves, the master of dirty tricks, the guardian of the secret realm, and the first chairman of the alliance."
“I just want to bring a smile to everyone’s face.”
Once he traveled through time, he became a dead warrior controlled by others and his life was worthless. Fortunately, Su Mu found that every time he mastered a martial art, he could continuously improve his understanding, and his understanding had no upper limit! [Ordinary] → [Hidden Dragon in the Abyss] → [Born Sage] → [Supreme Understanding]. Su Mu rose from obscurity, and he wanted to surpass the ancient sages step by step and become the demon that has never existed in the ages!
The leaves of the chess game beside Lanke, and there is no one playing chess among the old trees
Xing caused Tian Yuan’s first son, and then looked back at the vast mountains and seas
When he woke up, Ji Yuan became a half-blind beggar in a dilapidated mountain temple.
A real person has a sword and a magic stick has a mouth, which is the foundation for Ji Yuan to settle down in this terrifying world.
Black-bellied + Venomous Tongue + Troll + Princess Killer + Harem with Many Female Leads + Hilarious
After waking up, everything has changed and Fang Jun tragically discovered that his soul had traveled to the Tang Dynasty and he had become Fang Yiai, the eternal cuckold king!
What's even more tragic is that he, who had just traveled through time, was so cowardly as to guard the door for Monk Bian Ji and Princess Gao Yang!
Just when he was hesitating and struggling, the selection system came into being.
"Ding! 1. Choose to break in and stop the two from having sex, and you will be rewarded with Overlord Power! The strength bonus reaches 100%!
Second, choose to guard the gate honestly, and you will be rewarded with ten kilograms of potatoes and advanced papermaking skills! "
Is there any need to choose? Any man knows how to choose!
Fang Jun chose one without hesitation!
When he broke into the house and beat Bianji into a pig's head, Gao Yang, furious, proposed a divorce...
Huang Jun was raising children alone and had no money to pay for the tuition of his twin daughters. After getting the life assistance system, he went to work as a chef in a kindergarten.
With his cooking skills, he became the most popular person in the kindergarten.
Students from other aristocratic schools transferred to Doraimi Kindergarten.
A chef: "I love this job as a kitchen assistant in the kindergarten!"
A nurse: "Is the kindergarten still recruiting childcare workers? I am good at taking care of children."
A retired soldier: "Does your kindergarten still need security guards?"
The children are vying to let Huang Jun be their father, so that they can eat his cooking at home in the future.
Mothers no longer have to worry about their children not liking to study.
The principal of Doraimi Kindergarten no longer has to worry about the source of students.
For the sake of my lover, I was imprisoned for three years. After I was released from prison, my lawyer sent me a divorce agreement.
The reason was that I was too mediocre and unworthy of you who was so high above me.
When you see me who was so high above you, will you repent and cry?
“As a car mechanic, I drive very well, is there any problem? Don’t you?”-“Fast and Furious”
“As an IRS employee, I check your CIA’s tax evasion and tax evasion problem, and then catch two rapes by the way. Isn’t this my job? Brother Tom?”-“Mission Impossible”
“As a courier, it’s normal for me to run faster, right? Flash?”-“The Flash”
“As a gym coach, I have more strength. Is there something wrong with it? Clark?”-“Superman”
“As a staff maker, I know some little magic. Isn’t it a professional need? Dumbledore?”-“Harry Potter”
“As a driver, isn’t it right that I can drive Mark’s armor? Tony?”-“Iron Man”
Traveling through the sky, there is no one to rely on, no golden finger to make the sky explode, and even communication is a problem. What should I do?
At this moment, Chen Guan received a suicide note from his future self!
"What, I died at the age of twenty?!"
"No, we must avoid giving propositions!"
Every once in a while, a suicide note would arrive. In this way, Chen Guan sought good fortune and avoided misfortune, and began his steady life.
Alchemy is just a hobby. Please don’t use your career to challenge my hobby. I don’t want to offend anyone. Thank you!
ps: The protagonist is very talented and doesn’t have a big golden finger, so he can ignore it. He doesn’t dislike Xiao Yan or praise him. If you don’t like him, don’t enter~
[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]
The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.
"System, start the next simulation."
[Ding, drawing a random talent.]
[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]
[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]
[Life Simulation Begins]
On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.
Outside the simulator.
Xu Chuan's face darkened.
"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"
...
——
"System, start the next simulation!"
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]
[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]
"..."
——
Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.
Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"
"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]
[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]
...
Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"
——
"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"
"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"