After failing the high school entrance exam, Tan You is punished by her mother to face the wall and reflect on her mistakes. She accidentally connects to a fledgling beauty system. She initially thought the system was a savior, but later discovered it was just a useless little thing who could only shout "666".
It had no use at all except for increasing beauty points. However, after being bound to this system, Tan You had to run around for it. Thus began Tan You's turbulent life...
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A nationwide awakening? No, I'm the sole lord from the start!
Twenty-six years after the cataclysmic changes on Earth, a mysterious "Gate" connects to another world, and awakened beings roam freely. Reborn Chen Nuo, after sixteen years of dormancy, finally hears that voice that belongs only to him on the day of his awakening:
[Ding! Congratulations on awakening the unique Infinite-level talent—Lord's Heart!]
While others were still struggling for F-rank abilities, he had already quietly carved out his own territory and become king in another world! Undead? Skeletons? Orcs? Elves? Even the superior races had to bow down to him!
However, as his lord level soared, Chen Nuo gradually uncovered the terrifying truth behind the [door]... The countdown to the annihilation of humanity had already begun.
When the world-ending torrent swept in, the entire world was shocked! But Chen Nuo stood calmly by the Lord's Gate, his fingertip lightly tapping: "What's the panic? My territory is humanity's last invincible bulwark!"
I, Li Changqing, swear to God!
I'm really not a lolicon!
I'm just a poor transmigrator trying to keep my job!
But can anyone tell me why the legendary Emperor of the East Sea was only eight years old?
She's a picky eater, so I have to coax her; she's bullied, so I have to protect her; she can't do her homework, so I have to tutor her!
The whole academy looks at me strangely, thinking that I, as a trainee trainer, have some kind of peculiar hobby!
I've been wronged!
I just want to find a female horse to collaborate with!
But when I saw her holding my hand and saying with trusting eyes, "Brother Changqing, I only believe in you"... sigh, oh well, so be it, I'm a lolicon!
Isn't it just about raising an eight-year-old future empress?
I'll take this job!
Go ahead and laugh all you want. Once she reigns supreme, you'll see who the real winner in life is!
Do you think I only signed one champion?
No, not at all, powerful horse lady, I want them all.
Poetry Drama, Fukuro Machigane, McQueen Megumi, Oguri Hat, Golden City, Silent Suzuka, Rice Bath, Golden Ship, Special Week...
A protagonist of IQ online…different way to open fantasy
The following are selected from chapters:
“Deduction, the time it takes to reach the Yellow Realm Dzogchen under the current conditions.”
System deduction…
The deduction is complete:
To reach the Yellow Realm, you need 100 practice points in the early stage, 200 practice points in the middle stage, 400 practice points in the later stage, and 800 practice points for Dzogchen, for a total of 1500 practice points.
The current practice speed is 150 practice points/year, which requires a total of 10 years of on-hook practice. Practice for 10 years? Zhang Yi nodded, acceptable.
(Note: This book draws on the setting of some kendo masters)
The little monk picked up by the master is five years old, and it is time to go down the mountain to find his father.
The little monk hugged a little wolf cub softly, rushed over with his short legs, hugged his father’s long legs and shouted in a milky voice
“dad!”
With a daddy, the five big bosses were shocked!
When Ruan Ruan first found her father:
Dad No. 1 is indifferent, “Children are the most troublesome.”
Dad No. 2 disdain “Joke, I have so many fans who like me, I will care about this extra little dumpling.”
Dad No. 3 carried the small dumpling, “Classmate, you recognized the wrong person, go back and do your homework.”
With a cigarette in his mouth, Dad No. 4 raised his eyebrows, “Touch porcelain?”
Dad No. 5 looked a little confused, “Do I have a daughter?”
After spending a few days with Ruan Ruan, the fathers are really fragrant…
“This is my daughter, don’t grab it from me!”
From now on…
The five bigwigs have lived a day of fighting for soft custody every day.
Jiang Jincheng looked at the soft dumpling eagerly, “…What about me?”
The five fathers all stared coldly at this stinky man who was stealing their daughter from them!
“Go away!”
Deceptive magic?
It's just a very weak magic that can only deceive the five senses and the seven emotions and six desires.
Everit always says this, but everyone doesn’t think so!
——
Natsu: I once thought I spent the whole day with Everit playing in the forest, until Hubby told me that she was fishing with him by the river that day!
Gray: I thought I was clothed countless times until the Senate warned me not to run around shirtless all year round!
Erza: I used to think that Everit's magic was just some charlatan's magic. It wasn't until my face was covered in acne that I realized I'd been eating chili peppers like little cakes for a whole month!
Lucy: I once really believed that Everit was a weak person. It wasn’t until we were exhausted that we defeated the Six Demon Generals, but he had already...
Wendy: Even though Mr. Evelit looks kind, he is actually very scary.
Laxus: Everit, I don’t want to fight you!
"...."
Yefulit was helpless: I'm just a weak magician who can't even do any magic effects.
She was a 21st century’s forensic doctor. With her medical expertise, she uses her scalpels to save life and investigate the dead. Unfortunately, she transmigrated to the body of the unfavourable first daughter of Liu residence. At first sight, he looks handsome and charming; with his crotch erected underneath his half-naked body. She smiled and asked, “Have you been drugged, sir? A cure? One treatment costs two hundred taels.” He frowned dangerously as if to judge whether is she worth for him to give his body to her willingly. She quickly used her silver needles on seven acupuncture points and teasingly stared at his crotch. “Look, you calmed down immediately, aren’t I good?” The moment she finished her words, his member grew larger again. She got pinned down by this wretched prince, “I’ll give you four hundred taels, change another treatment method.” “F***!” She got unlucky, and that was how her son Liu XiaoLi got into her stomach.
…… On a fateful day, Liu XiaoLi was refining his medicine-making skill. The little punk walked towards his mom……
One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?
“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”
So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).
Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...
“I think there are three absurd things in this world.
First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.
Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.
Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”
—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.
Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:
Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.
The protagonist who traveled through time saw the poor flower growers in this era, and originally wanted to help the flower growers develop step by step and survive the storm smoothly.
As for whether the courtyard is full of love or full of love, as long as you don't provoke him, it has nothing to do with him. He is just a transparent person in the courtyard.
Having no choice but to be tricked by the system, I can only transform into the sixth child and reduce the dimensionality to attack these experienced babies in the courtyard.
The basic logic of this book is smooth, the characters' basic IQs are online, and they refuse to forcefully reduce their intelligence.
Starting from a small courtyard house, we will see the various aspects of life and the shortcomings of the parents; then we will go to the feelings of family and country, the craftsmen of a great country, and the unparalleled scholars of the country!
In fact, this is an industrial novel disguised as a courtyard house!
All the characters, events, and content in this book are fictitious, and the time and space of the world are all parallel and imaginary. Please do not take them literally.
If there are similarities, it is impossible, absolutely impossible!
Su Ze, who traveled through the Ming Dynasty, became a second-class Jinshi in the second year of Longqing and became a Hanlin Academy student.
Good news, you don't have to take the imperial examination. The starting point of the time travel is the end point of the imperial examination. The value of this list is extremely high. Most of the prime ministers and important officials of the Wanli Dynasty were Jinshi of this year.
The bad news is that the second year of Longqing was the time when the court struggle was at its most intense, and the new scholars were also involved.
What made Su Ze even more upset was why, after traveling through time, he still had to get up at 5 o'clock every morning to attend the morning court?
How can it be more miserable than 996!
Fortunately, Su Ze got a portable court that was the same style as the portable parliament in Doraemon.
As long as the proposal is placed in this machine, it will become national policy!
So what are you waiting for? Hurry up and show me Su Ze the three-piece set of usurping the throne: "entering the court without bowing, praising and worshipping without naming, and entering the palace with sword and shoes"!
What! Insufficient prestige? Unable to execute?
Forget it, let’s start by not attending the morning court. Going to court at five o’clock every day is really too torturous!