After traveling through time and space to become Borsalino, he has been in the pirate world for decades and has become a general with nearly invincible strength! Adhering to the idea of "catching pirates all my life, can't I enjoy myself?", Borsalino slacked off at work, slacked off on tasks, and embezzled gold from heaven...
Just when Borsalino thought his life would continue to be so dull, a dimensional chat group invited him to join!
Good news: Borsalino seems to know all the members in the group!
Good news: No one pretends to be an all-knowing and omnipotent immortal, only a humble time traveler who has laid bare his cards!
Good news: There is no group owner or group management, and the main theme is that everyone in the group is equal!
Hmm... why are all the members good news?
Awakening from a dream, traveling to the pre-collapse civilization, you start out like a monkey trapped under the ruins and unable to move? Without relying on the system, you are ranked among the fire-chasing heroes, the inscription of [Divine Shadow]!
Kevin: "Regardless of the ideals of all living beings, regardless of the survival of civilization, this time, I must save him!"
Alicia: "This time... I must convey my feelings to him, and will not... let him leave me again."
Abonya: "Fate has made him fall into the nightmare of eternal calamity alone in the future. This time, I will not let him repeat the same mistake."
...
Zhu Yufeng: "This time, I will not let the pain of the past happen again. Even if I walk alone in the long night, I will fulfill my promise to her! Humanity will definitely defeat the collapse!"
This is a story about a boy who has nothing and becomes a savior hero, and it is also the story of all the heroes saving this lonely traveler.
A hundred years ago, Chen Qingyuan entered a restricted area called Tianyuan. His soul lamp went out and everyone thought he was dead.
Today, although Chen Qingyuan walked out of the restricted area alive, his cultivation was completely wasted and his spiritual roots were broken.
Faced with his beloved's regret for the engagement and the oppression from various sects, what should Chen Qingyuan do?
"Chen Qingyuan, I give you two choices: one, marry me; two..."
There lives a girl in a red dress in Tianyuan, with eyes like stars and a soft voice.
"I choose two."
Before the girl in the red dress could finish her words, Chen Qingyuan made his choice resolutely.
(The protagonist is scheming + has no system + is humorous + is a traditional fantasy + the introduction is weak, please read the main text)
Rebirth Back to the 80s of the interstellar calendar, Su Mian held space in his hand, vowing to benefit all mankind.
Big Devil: It’s better for your wife to benefit me first.
Before rebirth, Su Mian deliberately missed the Great Demon for 30 years. After rebirth, Su Mian wanted to marry the Great Devil, and only wanted to give him a monkey. The big devil has one word for his wife, pet!
I spoil my daughter-in-law, I am proud!
Villain Rule No. 1: Don’t provoke the protagonist’s group or any of those Children of Destiny. The farther away, the better!
Villain Rule No. 2: If you run into one of the protagonist’s harem girls—run!
They’re all cheat characters!
…Su Cheng transmigrated into a cultivation world. Not only was he unable to cultivate and had no cultivation base, he couldn’t even survive by lying low until the end!
A fox spirit who can hear inner thoughts!
A princess with a system!
And a Saintess who only wants to make babies!
They’re all cheats!
Everything’s out of control!
Now all these women want to become my disciples!
But they’re part of the protagonist’s harem!
I only founded a sect to live off the sect’s allowance!
I never wanted to take any disciples!
[High Martial Arts] [Passionate] [Monster Invasion] [No Reincarnation] [Humorous]
Those who want to see a lone wolf can scroll away. The protagonist is the passionate youth Jiang Ping, who can be cunning but also deeply moved, a flesh-and-blood person. He has classmates, friends, parents, and teachers.
Space rifts opened, and monsters invaded the land. The common consensus was that monster corpses were inedible; eating them would lead to pollution. Jiang Ping accidentally obtained an ancient manual that recorded various cooking methods for monster corpses.
From eating First-Heaven monsters all the way to Beast Gods.
On that day, monsters besieged, and teachers fought to the death without retreating. Former classmates and friends, even sworn enemies, stepped onto the battlefield, resolved to die! All to protect the city from falling and the human spark from being extinguished.
On that day, from the utterly unremarkable crematorium in the South City, a young man walked out, holding a knife.
Looking at his classmates and teachers, the bone-cutting knife in his hand pointed defiantly at the Beast King: "Is your corpse edible? Is the meat delicious?"
On that day, the world was shocked!
The name of the Human Race's Heaven's Chosen! Resounded throughout the world!
"Multiple female protagonists + no system + funny"
"You mean Xiu? Let me tell you, that guy is simply..."
Kevin glanced at someone who was walking towards him and changed the subject:
“He’s literally my best brother.”
………
"Xiu? Why are you asking that? Don't mention that guy in front of me."
Mobius was rubbing the doll in his arms that looked exactly like a certain guy.
"You're so powerful, why don't you just die outside..."
………
Eden: "Xiu is very knowledgeable about various musical instruments and wine as well. It seems like he knows everything."
"It's just... if only you could stay with me a little longer."
………
Ying: "Xiu? Is there anything he wants me to do?"
"Well, okay, I'll listen to him."
………
Bronya: "Captain, you promised to make time to play games with me. Where has he gone again?..."
………
Mei: “The captain is very gentle and reliable, and he’s also an amazing cook.
"Well, I have to work harder, otherwise in the future... Sorry, I was thinking too far ahead."
………
Kiana: "I didn't expect the Captain and that stinky dad were actually friends..."
"I don't care. It's useless even if my stinky dad objects!"
………
Gray Xiu: "Well...Brother Xiu said he was Dad's father, so...I should actually call Brother Xiu Xiu...Grandpa?"
Xiu: "I was just joking, don't believe me..."
"What? You've already told Hen?"
"It's over, someone is going to die..."
………
(Note: This game has some Titanfall elements, but it won’t affect your viewing experience if you don’t understand them at all)
Allen, a former VIP patient at Qingshan Rehabilitation Center and now a resident patient at Arkham Asylum.
Stark: Even though I don’t want to admit it, Alan is indeed my uncle.
Steve: Well, Alan is really my boss.
Bruce: To be clear, I am Batman and he is Bateman.
"You three, go ahead and crack some melon seeds, and I'll solve the problem." 》
"Aba, what are you talking to him about?"
"Wander the interstellar universe at will, enter the multiverse at will, and dismantle the multidimensional dimensions at will. 》
"Speed through a timeline MVP settlement screen"
"Don't say I won't give you a chance, give you time to call the Shi'ar Empire, Kree Empire, and Skrull Empire together"
"Dachao, get behind me"
"Hand over the gems, hand over the gems"
"You should be lucky that Superman can beat you"
"Odin, why don't you kneel down when you see me"
"Dormammu, I don't eat beef"
"Summoning the Goddess of the Lantern Ring BGM: plug it in..., plug it in..."
Perpetua: I always remember that not long after I escaped, the man came to me and asked me whether I should be decent for myself or help her.
[Urban Farming] [Not Aggrieved] Back to the shameful day of 1987, the bride ran away overnight on the eve of the wedding, causing Li Feng's family to get married without a bride the next day. They were ridiculed by the surrounding area for many years. He didn't want to experience this kind of thing again in this life, so he grabbed his sister-in-law who had just been admitted to university to take the place of the bride. The eldest brother-in-law didn't want to, and I would beat anyone who stopped me!
Don't want to have sex after marriage? You are so beautiful, I don't want to be such a good person, you must give birth to a baby for me.
A bunch of weird relatives who opened a spicy snack factory all wanted to take advantage and become small leaders. Go and have a defense.
A few years later, the runaway bride came home and saw her pregnant sister. Was she stunned? Looking at the successful, young and rich Li Feng, she regretted it so much that she shamelessly approached him... Get out of the way. I gave you face. Give me back the three golds.
The life or death of the ancestor Qiu Yao, who was tricked into the Nine Nether Abyss by her Taoist companion, is unknown.
I accidentally obtained a plane-traveling spirit.
The spirit of the weapon can help her repair her soul and return to the human world.
However, she needs to complete her wish mission through the plane.
Qiuyao: Do you think I want to go back? Plane spirit:? ? ? ————(Quick wear, no CP)