[Non-Naruto fanfiction]

When you pee at the abyss,

the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.

This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,

who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,

who has a pair of Sharingan,

and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,

who loses SAN points like crazy,

while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,

this is probably a pink group,

no, this is the pink group!

[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]

[Welcome to join the pit]

[Debt collection + metaphysics + cool writing]

Ling Chu is dead.

Inexplicably, he traveled through time and became the eldest girl of Shangshu Mansion.

However, he was not favored. He was ordered by the Taoist priests when he was just born to punish his relatives.

He was sent to a Taoist temple for foster care since he was a child, and was not taken back to his hometown until he was a child.

She thought she would live a happy and beautiful life from now on, but what greeted her was an imperial edict to behead everyone in her family.

In order to save her life, she risked her life and cooperated with Jin Yiwei to ransack her home.

For this reason, everyone rebelled against their relatives.

Others thought she was going to cry bitterly, confess to her family and ask for forgiveness.

But she was busy collecting debts, making money, and helping ghosts fulfill their last wishes and accumulate merit to extend her life.

Just when she was living a happy life as a child, she discovered that her parents were both fake.

Just when everyone in Kyoto was waiting for her to go back and fight with the fake daughter,

But she turned around and joined the frightened Jin Yiwei, and was busy following the God of Death every day to ransack homes all over the capital.

When a person is poor, everything the person does is wrong, even breathing. DING, congratulations host! You will get a fixed amount of money every time you breathe. DING, you just ate a really delicious lobster and hence, here is a card that allows you to eat spicy food. DING, you had quality sleep today and hence, you have 20% more energy buff that lasts throughout today. In a tycoon system, everything in life brings surprises. Coach, I want to learn racing!

When Xu Mang was about to work hard, God found him, but Xu Mang let out a stinky fart, and God was smoked away…

From then on Xu Mang became a salted fish.

“Uh…”

“In fact, it’s not bad to be a salted fish.”

“Because you can win by lying down.”

[Note: The content of this novel is purely fictional]

At the end of the magically altered nineteenth century, Zhou Qingfeng led the Japanese people to revolt; gave the Russians wholesale cuckolds; sent African immigrants to France; sent the Turks to Germany; sent Indian divine oil to the British; and erected the flag of secession in the United States.

"I've only done a little, insignificant thing, thank you all."

"Welcome everyone to the super scary live broadcast room. Before starting today's live broadcast, I must tell you that only three types of people can see this live broadcast: people with heavy yin energy, people who will die within seven days, and as for The third type, I can’t go into details, I can only give you one piece of advice – watch your back!”

These are desperate times.

The universe is broken, the sun disappears, the earth is at stake, and the remaining human beings are fighting frantically for a small number of survival places.

“They fled! They fled with all the resources!”

“We… have no hope.”

“Goodbye, world!”

…

Just when the order was about to collapse, someone suddenly opened the door to the subspace: “Everyone, hope has not disappeared, our journey should be the sea of ​​stars!”

When mechas became obsolete and new single-soldier weapons emerged, war had a new model. Traditional legions became pale and powerless in the face of absolute individual strength. New rules of survival emerged.

Planet X35, 275 years after the apocalypse. A young man took his first step in the ruins. At this time, he did not know that his life was destined to be accompanied by darkness, bringing terror and destruction to others.

Because he was holding the world's greatest secret.

Lu Jing travels to a time similar to the Song Dynasty. He originally thought that this place only had an additional martial arts world, but he never expected that beneath the martial arts world lies another unknown mysterious realm.

In order to solve the increasing troubles caused by the internal energy in his body, Lu Jing resolutely stepped through that door, only to find that the problem not only remained unsolved but seemed to have become even more serious.

Also known as "I Have Ten Thousand Swords to Break One Technique," "When I'm the Cauldron, I'm Serious," "I Can't Practice Anymore"

PS: Completed Books "Universe Infinite Canteen" "Work Prophet" "48 Hours a Day"