He was four years old and she was two years old. She slurred behind him and called: “Her………My husband…”
“Do you know what a husband is?”
“It’s for kisses!” Then she threw him directly.
Mortal land, secret realm, spirit world, fairyland,
As long as I strive to climb step by step, one day, the land under my feet can also become the center of the vast galaxy.
One sentence introduction: She reconciled with herself through performance.
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When she was about to die, she "traveled" to the apocalypse, fought for thirty years and finally tore up the system and came back again, but was planted with the seeds of murderous mania. Since then, there has been a professional villain in the entertainment industry. He has superb acting skills and has won the best actor crown many times.
Keywords: woman disguised as a man, drama within a drama, fan-loving maniac, copying of official documents
A young man who fell into the mortal realm from one hundred thousand year-old Forsaken Cemetery competes with Heroes from many sectors of the Heaven, creating an immortal legend. As I am born, I am the ruler of the world.
I am the driver of the last midnight bus on route 14. I have to go to Shan'ao Village every night at 12 o'clock. Eight veteran drivers had accidents with this bus, either died or became disabled and mentally ill. Now I am the ninth driver, and all the stories start from here.
Main characters: Su Ren, Bai Xian,
Here’s the thing.
The big demon Baiju, who was invited down the mountain by the Demon Management Bureau, was very satisfied with the guardian assigned to him.
He was tall and had long legs, with a clean face and a calm temperament. He also cooked well.
And although there was always a strange murmurs from his heart, it wasn’t a big deal.
The only thing that puzzled him was that this human seemed to like to play with his white hair.
Xiao Yao, renown for his elite untouchable presence, with his face buried in dog fur: Hey.
A certain Xiao wang* embraced her who was in men’s clothing, rolled over onto the ground, not neglecting to kiss her with burning kisses.
She who was going to war on behalf of her brother yelled out, “Wangye*, I am a man! A man! Do you see clearly?”
Wangye acted as if nothing happened, accurately captured two fragrant, soft and sweet lips, one kiss after another: “This wang am recently sexually inclined towards males!” A certain female’s tiny waist was being crushed as she tearfully pled, “Wangye, please spread the rain and dew!”
A certain Xiao wang: “There are many potential lovers to choose from, but this wang only wants one.”
She, Linghu Shui Yue, a military doctor from the modern era, has reincarnated into a stupid sixteen year old girl?
She stupid? Then she’ll stupidly hit Qi* wang! Fortune favors fools! How about changing a husband to play with? What is Qi wang? She heard that You* wang was the world’s most beautiful man! Sleep, of course one must sleep the world’s number one beautiful man! Marry, of course she must marry the man all the women in the world want to marry!
But, isn’t this man too black-bellied? There was no need for her to even think about it for the man voluntarily presented himself at her door and used all sorts of wiles and methods to marry her as consort! There’s a conspiracy! Then come! And see how she sees through the subterfuge and completely demolishes it.
Jiang He, the drama queen, travels into various strange worlds and becomes a cannon fodder in them, doing a lot of tricks.
A foolish filial son who drains the blood and tears of his wife and daughter for his younger brother, a teenager who died of a heart attack, a second-rate person who died early in the era, a farmer whose life was exchanged, and a cannon fodder stepping stone for Long Aotian to gain experience in Interstellar...
Jiang He is unwilling to be a cannon fodder who dies early, and decides to keep making trouble, making trouble, and making big trouble!
No matter which world it is, Jiang He uses his absolute strength to turn over and counterattack and become a winner in life.
As an experienced boss, Jiang He proves with facts that your father is still your father. Cannon fodder? It doesn't exist!
How to survive in the world of Super Sentai as a monster?
1. Behave properly. Don't do bad things after the plot begins, or you will become a tool to show the Red Warrior's ability to single-handedly brush.
2. Be steady when whitewashing. Don't rush to whitewash in the early stage of the plot, or you will become a tool to deceive the audience's tears.
3. The family background must be clean. Don't explain that you are helpless during the plot, or you will become a pawn for the screenwriter to promote the plot.
4. The most important point is not to have any relationship with female warriors, or you will become a sample of the viciousness and brutality of the hostile organization.
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Watching the former boss Captain Zihab being beaten into the most beautiful fireworks in the galaxy by the Galaxy people.
Samba Xiu was a little scared and flipped through the monster survival manual he summarized after appreciating more than 40 works of Super Sentai.
A smug smile appeared on his face.
He was more and more glad that he left the Balbon Pirates in time.
However, what he didn't know was that his newly established human girlfriend was shouting in unison with his brother, "Rescue Team GOGOV!"
What? You asked me if Arknights really exists?
When Miss Wang's sledgehammer is only 0.01 cm away from my head, I can responsibly tell you that the world of Arknights really exists.
Lin Dong: "Shame on you, get out of the battlefield immediately!"
Xia Feng: "No, I won't leave."
Lin Dong: "Why?"
Xia Feng: "I am neither a knight of the Ark nor a swordsman. If you ask me why, huh, it's because I can't be rational."
(This is the story of an African chief who cannot draw a little cotton sheep and jumps repeatedly between the world of Terra and the real world.)