[Non-Naruto fanfiction]

When you pee at the abyss,

the abyss awkwardly turns away and shuts up.

This is the elegant and easy-going Zaun,

who becomes a scumbag with unlimited inspiration,

who has a pair of Sharingan,

and has a bunch of ex-girlfriends,

who loses SAN points like crazy,

while trying not to go crazy and become stronger,

this is probably a pink group,

no, this is the pink group!

[Relaxed and Joyful Cthulhu]

[Welcome to join the pit]

"Don't go out after dark. There have been a lot of fake people showing up in the city lately," my brother—the infamous Rainy Night Butcher—warned with a serious expression.

"Your brother's right," Mom—the Original Fake Person—nodded with concern.

"Bro, can you pick me up after school? I’m a little scared." My little sister blinked at him. But in truth, she was an A-Rank Hero from the Hero Association.

"Your brother’s just recovered from a serious illness. Let him rest at home, I’ll go get you." My older sister, the Captain of the Night Watch from the Special Operations Bureau, took on the task.

Qiao Qingshan, who knew all his family’s identities, said nothing—he just kept fiddling with his phone.

And so, my peaceful daily life began...

"Due to the recent outbreak of fake person incidents, we interrupt this program to bring you an emergency notice from the Special Operations Bureau."

1. Fake people often take over the bodies of those who’ve just recovered from serious illnesses by using a technique called 'soul possession.' If someone who has just recovered begins acting strangely, pay close attention.

2. There are no such things as 'transmigrators' in this world. Anyone claiming to be a 'transmigrator' can be immediately classified as a fake person.

3. Fake people who claim to be 'transmigrators' are considered extremely dangerous. Do not trust any information they provide, including but not limited to emotional expressions, identity claims, or cries for help.

Faced with the suspicious looks from his family, Qiao Qingshan could only sigh.

Alright then... so much for my peaceful daily life.

I traveled to the immortal world, but found myself in an old body.

My life span is about to end, but fortunately I can exchange my life by krypton level.

I retreated from the eighth level of Qi Refining to the seventh level of Qi Refining in exchange for ten years of life.

Although my realm has retreated, I am proficient in magic and my strength has not decreased.

The evil disciple is unfilial and colludes with foreign thieves...

What is it like to be a prison boss in a different world?

Thieves, pirates, killers, scammers, terrorists...

Werewolves, vampires, witches, necromancers, succubi...

This is the Rose Iron Prison, where the most dangerous witches in the world gather.

"I must make this the best model prison in the world!"

A prison guard who traveled to a different world said.

"Warden, someone escaped again!"

"Catch him and put him in solitary confinement."

Today's Rose Iron Prison is also a peaceful day.

Warden: "I just manage my prison seriously, how did I become a big boss in another world?"

Queen Lu's biggest regret during her lifetime was that she was not successfully promoted to be the Queen Mother.

Open your eyes and return to your youth.

Of course, he is a man who kicks a dog and wants revenge.

She never expected that on the way to revenge, a pair of dark eyes would stare at her...

"Zero talent at the beginning of the miscellaneous spirit root?"

"Very good, full order."

"There is no big gift package for newbies, no one can beat it?"

"Very good, open the instant kill for me."

"Master, are you about to die?"

"Very good, no...not good!"

"Master, please wake up quickly. I've brought you the Nine Transformations Golden Pill!"

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True introduction:

Chen Xuanqing has a problem.

While others were practicing crazily, he was waiting for the plug-in to recharge.

While others were enlightening the secrets, he was waiting for the plug-in to recharge.

While others were earning spirit stones, he was still waiting for the plug-in to recharge...

Finally, the one-year period was up, and Chen Xuanqing smiled!

"Come on, come on, the one who yelled at me before, you are called the Evil Sword Immortal, right?"

(Ancient cute baby + farming + getting rich + golden fingers + scumbag abuse + ease)

The reborn little cousin said viciously: Chang'an, you will never have good luck again in this life!

The three-year-old cute baby looked confused: I'm worried.

The little cousin smiled evilly: In this life, I will go to the capital for you and enjoy the glory and wealth! Just stay poor in the countryside for the rest of your life!

Three-year-old cute baby: I’m worried.

The little cousin was furious: From now on, your rightful husband will also be mine! Just marry the little beggar for me!

Three-year-old cute baby: I’m worried.

Little cousin:......

Later, the little cousin went to the capital, but she did not enjoy the blessings. Instead, she was sold by her grandmother as a concubine.

The little cousin lay on the ground mopping the floor with tears streaming down her face. She glanced at her lazy and prodigal husband and wondered: Where is the promised glory and wealth?

Why is my little cousin so lucky in this life? So rich?

The little cute baby blinked when he heard the little cousin's thoughts: I'm worried.