Everyone knows that Young Master Mu is a famous ascetic male god in Haicheng.
But only she knew that he was actually X incompetent.
Therefore, she was relieved to marry herself boldly.
But after marriage, she wanted to cry without tears. Who can tell her how incompetent this man is!
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One day after marriage, she blinked at him: “Husband, is there anything in this world that you don’t know?”
“Well, I won’t fail to love you.”
“Um…speak up…why are you doing it?”
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The uncle seven emperors who did not mention were married, but the bride was a parturient!
The new princess Xitang gave birth, and the Seven Emperor Uncles had double happiness, but since then they put on a diamond green hat.
When the iceberg prince is the first dude on the bar——
“I don’t need you to fight, and my concubine will give you a cheap son. What’s wrong with it?”
“The matter of inheritance is bigger than the sky, this kind of thing must still be done by himself.”
Seeing that Mengmengda’s son turned more and more like the one in front of him, Lu Xiaoxiao had a clever idea.
“Lu Xiaoxiao, what style do you run outside all day?”
“My concubine wants to save the common people!”
“Oh? How to save?”
“Dangdang pharmacy, the gospel of infertility!”
A young man who fell into the mortal realm from one hundred thousand year-old Forsaken Cemetery competes with Heroes from many sectors of the Heaven, creating an immortal legend. As I am born, I am the ruler of the world.
The Castle Peak Mental Hospital is popping up in large numbers.
Lin Fan: I am definitely not a mentally ill person. I am a normal person who likes to practice.
I usually touch the sockets, climb the high-voltage box, and stand on the roof to give God a stick technique.
Senior Dean Qingshan: My child, if you have something to say, don’t be impulsive.
Hospital Dean Li: You also said that you are not a mentally ill patient.
Evil: I just passed by, don’t eat me.
Patient Zhang: Lin Fan, I am lonely, I am lonely…
The human will is powerful.
Everyone's thoughts and desires will have an impact on the world.
When countless human ideas accumulate together, in the end, quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes, the world changes, and virtuality and reality begin to merge.
In order to help the world merge, some people are selected by the world to go to the gap between virtual and reality to fulfill their mission.
……
To put it simply, it is the story of a group of wage earners working for the boss of the world.
The first world: "subhuman"
The following secrecy (＊／ω＼＊)……
In order to earn some extra money, Ling Qiong entered the game experiencer’s pit. She was exhausted and had little money. She planned to get out of the pit after finishing the last vote.
As a result, the pit did not retreat, but entered into a larger pit…
Lingqiong: I think I woke up on a bed of several hundred square meters every day, my 100 deacons were waiting to dress me…
System: Wake up! You don’t have a square meter.
Lingqiong: Heh! Mortals are jealous of my beauty, no way, who makes me so rich.
System: Wake up! Look at your balance! ! You are too poor to eat steamed buns.
Lingqiong: I used to beat the invincible hand all over the world and appreciate the invincible loneliness in the world…
System: Wake up! You get up from the ground first!
Lingqiong: Everyone loves me, and flowers bloom…
System: Wake up! ! Your beautiful boy is going to die!
Lingqiong: Help me up, I can still live!
In the world of comprehension, Yang Buyi is a mortal, but he has cultivated spiritual roots. Hmm… Linggen’s grade difference is a bit worse, but somehow embarked on a fairy road.
No advanced techniques?
He cultivated low-level exercises, improved the quality of the exercises, obtained high-level exercises, and doubled the speed of cultivation.
No training resources?
He cultivated medicinal materials to obtain elixir, and refined them into elixir for re-cultivation, the level of the elixir was improved, and the level of cultivation was improved after taking it.
No magic weapon?
He trained ordinary soldiers to obtain spiritual weapons, and unknowingly, the underwear he wore on his body became spiritual weapons.
You think he is very powerful, but he is still a little transparent for hundreds of years.
He sighed: “The qualifications are worrying. If I can’t break through the Yuan Ying after a year, my lifespan will be exhausted, and I will continue to cultivate my spiritual roots.”
PS: Mortals cultivate immortality, as stable as Lao Gou!
Cen Qing transmigrated into a book, transmigrating into the villain who single-handedly created the zombie virus in the post-apocalyptic novel.
It’s not scary to dress up as a villain, what’s scary is that there is a villain who is more powerful than her.
Looking at Jiang Ci who was still dormant in the culture medium in front of him, Cen Qing recalled his own ending in the original book, his little heart trembled.
Did she kill him before he turned black and grew up, or pulled out his oxygen catheter now?
But Jiang Ci’s first sentence after waking up was, “Mom.”
Cen Qing was so frightened that the hand that pulled out the oxygen tube swished back, and since then began the daily routine of raising a baby/raising a man in the last days.
“Qingqing, blood is drawn on the hand, it needs to be healed to be healed.”
Cen Qing glanced at the wound where a drop of blood appeared, and ignored him.
“Qingqing, the zombies are Ah Ci’s good friends, can you stop beating their heads?”
Cen Qing glanced at the zombie with its bloody mouth open, and slammed the stick again.
“Qingqing, he pushed me on purpose. I don’t care at all that you stay in the same space as him.”
Cen Qing glanced at his stunned assistant and sighed.
Who did Jiang Ci learn the tea-in-tea phrase from?
But the day-to-day life of raising a baby suddenly changed his style of painting one day. The reason was that Cen Qing recruited another male assistant, the kind who looked soft and cute.
The man pushed her against the wall, his dark eyes filled with strong possessiveness, his voice was hoarse,
“Qingqing, you are not good, and a disobedient child should be locked up with chains.”
Cen Qing, who was trapped in the man’s hot embrace and could not move, burst into tears.
Is it too late for her to pull out the oxygen tube now? Waiting online, very urgent.
A muffled murmur sounded softly,
Crazy goblins ravage the village,
Mutated beasts roam the fields,
The ancient old gods are gradually awakening,
Just when the darkness is about to engulf the entire continent,
A brave man from another world quietly appeared,
This may be the darkest hour before dawn.
Human: “The savior has come?”
Monster: “Have new food arrived?”
Till the fame of the brave spread far and wide,
Walking through every corner of the continent,
He/she/they know,
What is the real darkest hour.
The monsters and humans said in unison:
“I beg you to be human, the ancient gods were so scared that they went back to sleep.”
As a big winner who has reached the pinnacle of life, Qingu said:
——My success can be repeated endlessly.
——Come to my time and space house, no matter what kind of bad hand, it can be a gorgeous counterattack in my hand!
——There is only one trick: work hard, work hard, work hard!
If you don’t succeed…then, change your posture and continue working hard! ! ! !
(…This book, no accident, should also have no male lead…)