"Flesh and blood are weak, steel is eternal." "The mind is stronger than matter, transcending the ordinary into sainthood." A battle over the concepts of 'body and soul' ultimately destroyed the world, and the souls of the survivors were reborn when everything was about to begin. It was a dark age when giant corporations monopolized everything... "Qi is stored in the Dantian, Qi is stored in the Dantian. To cultivate Qi, you must first create a Dantian. What? You don't know how? Do you know what a fusion furnace is? That's what it is!" "The spirit gathering array must be connected to a high voltage of 100,000 volts! Otherwise, how can there be energy!?" "Your flying sword is made of jade and wood!? It should be titanium alloy, idiot!"
"Am I abnormal?"
"unusual!"
"What's wrong?"
"How normal are you?! How could you eat a sheep scorpion and report it to your boss for using sheep with congenital spinal deformities?"
"Where can I have a cup of coffee and insist on explaining tarry poop to me?"
"Where can a medical student win the first prize of the National Science and Technology Award?"
"Where is the student who asked the professor to bring tea and water?"
"Where can a training doctor scold the director so bloody?!"
"Where is the doctor..."
"Tell me...how are you normal?!"
Chen Gong was silent for a moment and looked at the other person: "There is no need to be too normal as a human being!"
…
Instead of consuming yourself internally, it is better to go crazy and consume others externally. As the saying goes, there is no need to be too normal in life!
Similarly, there is no need to be too normal to be a doctor!
Traveling to Tokyo in the second year of the economic bubble, he was adopted in an orphanage at the age of twelve and became a fifth-grade pupil at Heiwa Elementary School.
There is no One Punch Man, no Conan’s nirvana when he arrives at the scene, no system, no golden finger, the only fun in life is to go fishing with Tian Kongkui, the little albino girl next door, and occasionally deliberately score zero in the test Ben Yukiko’s mother was angry.
Wrote “Walk in the White Night” famous in the world?
Sorry, too much homework, no interest, finish writing and go fishing.
How about singing “lemon” and breaking arms with Kimura Takuya, or taking part in “Love Letter” to take away the male lead role of Takashi Kashiwahara?
Please, don’t you sleep well for a while, and go fishing in the afternoon.
“School will be closed tomorrow, Tian Kongkui, remember to put on the most beautiful little white dress. I will also put on a tie and a white shirt. After meeting at three o’clock in the afternoon, I will leave on time.”
“?G? Are you going to participate in the JunonsuperBoy star draft?”
“Idiot, let’s go fishing together.”
……
“People are in Tokyo, don’t fall in love”, “From the countryside of Tokyo to a national idol”, “I’m a primary school student, that’s all”, “Madam, can you sit far away from me?” “It’s better to buy karaoke money Bait, so I sang a cappella on the side of the road”
The leader of the top game guild, has traveled into the game world, and also brought a bully mall system with a glorious engine, a mana battleship, and a plane coordinate, the more he did bad things, the more rewards he has!
The dragon slayer roared in the dragon lair: “What’s the matter, can the cooked dragon fly?”
Star Sage: “Malfa Merlin, you return my mana battleship, I buy it, can’t I buy it!”
Many years later, Lynch brought countless treasures from many planes to the top, before sighing: “Actually, I really want to be a good person…”
When Chen Zuo pulled half a piece of moldy biscuit from the mouth of the mutant giant rat, the system suddenly popped the window: 【 SS-level silly white sweet detected, it is recommended to recycle 】 behind the young girl with radiation cockroach shouting cute.
In order to raise this mentally retarded AI to full scale, he carried a leaky prosthetic welding gun to sweep the garbage mountain, and every time he launched a recycling system, he hurt ⁇ grin: buckle of blood value buckle, this wave I made!
When the iron skin pinches the titanium alloy gate of the high arsenal valve with a robotic arm, Chen is teasing and rubbing the nuclear waste into a peerless soldier.
The pick-up and tattered team of the all-man crazy batch did not know that the fragments of the truth of the end they pieced together are triggering the countdown to global self-destruction...
“Erhan, you know the Greater Khingan Mountains these days are a place where ‘you club a deer, scoop a fish, and pheasants fly into your cooking pot.’”
“As long as we work hard, why worry about going hungry?”
Dai Song pats the giant bear head beside him, sending clouds of dust flying from its fur.
“Rawr~ rawr!”
“Don’t rush, don’t rush! I haven’t forgotten your grudge! But you know, those poachers up north all have guns! We're not strong enough yet, so we need to lay low for now. Once I’ve saved up enough money for a Type 56 rifle, then what’s there to fear?!”
“Rawr! Rawr!”
“See? That’s the spirit! So you need to work harder. If you don’t help me hunt, how am I supposed to make money? And without money for a gun, how can I avenge you?”
...
Somehow, the second son of the Dai family has changed.
Once idle and aimless, now his eyes shine with purpose and care.
Hunting, farming, running the hills.
Villagers all say when they see Old Dai:
“A prodigal son returning home is worth more than gold! Old Dai, you’ve finally caught a break—your second son’s out in the mountains again today!”
But only Dai Song himself knows how difficult his original life path would’ve been.
Now, reborn in 1985, he finds a clever little brown bear cub and names it Erhan.
Raising it bit by bit, he relies on it to hunt wild boars, pick mushrooms, dig for ginseng...
With a second chance at life, all he wants is to strangle misfortune in its cradle, make up for past regrets, and give his family the good life they deserve.
Tags: Modern Life, Quirky Characters, Unconventional Thinking, Laid-back, Hunter, Dad, Comedy
【King + Lao Liu Play + Anchor + System】Some legends have been circulating in the high-level division of King of Glory recently:
"You may not meet love around the corner, but you will definitely meet Lao Liu!"
"Don't be tempted by Lao Liu, he is not just waiting for you!"
"Lao Liu will always wait for you, always wait for you, even if the high ground is taken and the crystal explodes!"
...
In the high-level division, as long as you see the players of the [Human High-Quality Lao Liu] team on the loading page, the masters standing at the top of the King will think of the above classic quotes.
And the captain of the team, known as Liu Shen, has an ultimate Lao Liu play that makes the King's Canyon terrified and panic!
Lv Dehua: "Damn it, this guy has tricked me several times!"
Han Han: "Wow, I'm really convinced, how does the opposite Han Xin play the game?"
Gemini: "Wow, you you you, why is Mulan always in the bushes I pass by!"
Lin Bai expressed helplessness about the impact he has caused and the changes in the players' play methods: At the beginning, I really just wanted to be an ordinary Lao Liu!
(This book is set in a parallel world due to plot requirements. The game process is basically based on the real world. Occasional discrepancies are normal. Please understand!)
(Definition of Lao Liu: The sixth person outside the team, also known as a free man, an old silver coin.)
You're on a disaster planet, plagued by disasters and monsters.
And a strange message appears before your eyes.
[A potted plant might fall on you. If you'd like to trade it in for a new one, please carefully place the discarded item under the manhole cover in front within 32 seconds to facilitate your claim.]
[A malicious, cursing phone call. It's recommended that you forward it to the relevant telecommunications fraud authorities or to your enemies.]
[The mayor is preoccupied, unaware that his lost wedding ring was actually stolen by his mistress.]
[The other party is a dangerous creature of a far superior species, noble in status, and impeccably beautiful. Her only flaw is her desire for pure, romantic love, regardless of race.]
...
Okay,
now that you've learned to read the message, quickly go and kill the monsters invading this planet!
You look up, gazing at the stellar-level behemoth looming in the void, its edge unseen.
You decide to let it go for now.
On that day, Kamiyama Tendō learned about his life experience.
The warrior who slays demons and defends the way, the aristocratic family with a thousand-year heritage, these things that only exist in storybooks, broke into his life.
Just when he was in a state of panic, the man-eating monster, known as the Kamen Rider, also unreasonably tore his three views apart and turned the world into something unfamiliar to him.
Kamiyama Tendō: So it ends here, right? This world, shouldn’t get worse, right?
Kamiyama Taiji: No, my good grandson, in fact, you are not an earthling at all.
Kamiyama Tendō: ?
Kamiyama Taiji: Me neither.
Kamiyama Tendō: ? ? ? ? ? ?
…
Before a journey reaches its destination, its process is full of meaning, and no one knows what kind of destination it will eventually lead to.
Everything starts with the figure that turned into a dragon in the burning shrine.
