"Add some firewood, light a fire, and practice some techniques..." Practice! Practice! Looking at the Eight Trigrams Furnace within his body, Lu Beifeng, having awakened his innate wisdom, decided to continue as a fire-starting apprentice, eking out a living in the herbal medicine shop. The "Martial Pavilion," perched high in the clouds, the martial arts sects ruled by feudal factions, and the demonic monks and evil cultivators lurking in the shadows, wreaking havoc on the world—this world was far too dangerous for someone with his inferior physique! But what if he was a genius with superior physique and ten thousand streams of qi and blood? What if his qi and blood were as strong as nine oxen? Let me refine my qi and blood, my techniques, and so on; I too will become a great figure with qi and blood as powerful as a dragon! One day, Lu Beifeng decided to go out and take a look. A deity descended from the heavens, blocking his path, saying, "Young friend, you have a connection with Buddha!" ​​Lu Beifeng coldly sneered, slowly extending his fist, its color as red as jade: "This punch of mine is empowered by billions of streams of qi and blood." "You! Can you withstand it?"

Lu Xuan was reborn in the 1990s and had just bought a fishing boat repair shop.

Immediately received a big order to repair a thousand-ton fishing boat.

The requirements are very simple, just remove the rust, spray paint, and it can run.

"How can I make my name with just a few repairs?"

Lu Xuan was angry and started the [Analysis of Magical Modification System] directly!

A month later, the fishing boat went out to sea and encountered the Yuelan naval fleet.

Hidden naval guns, close-in defense guns, and vertical missiles can be revealed with one click.

The fishing boat opened fire directly and ran rampant at a speed of 40 knots.

The naval guns and missiles were fired in unison, making Yuelan Monkey cry for his father and mother.

The monkey called for fighter support, but was also shot down by an anti-aircraft missile.

This battle shocked the navy chief.

Military experts became numb after analyzing the fishing boat.

Is a vertical missile launcher system installed on a fishing boat?

Can the 1130 close-in defense gun fire more than 10,000 rounds per minute?

Is it more powerful than Yingjiang’s LM2500 gas turbine?

Is the radar system more advanced than the Arleigh Burke-class destroyer?

(P.S.: The protagonist is completely overpowered and invincible. If you mind, don't read.)

(Don't criticize if you see this and say the power levels are inconsistent)

I, Rimuru,

In her previous life, she was a corporate slave suffering from endless overtime work; after being reincarnated, she became the weakest monster—a slime.

She thought she could live a leisurely life in another world, but she ended up picking up an extraordinary "kindred spirit"—Charlotte Tempest.

This "best friend," who bears the imposing name of a dragon but is at heart a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur), lazy, and fond of abstract ideas,

Not only did it take up part of my Demon King Awakening package, it also comes with an ultimate skill that is even more specialized than "Great Sage" [Primordial King].

Thus, the uniquely styled Demon Kingdom Federation was established!

I've been running around handling official business so much that I'm almost bald (even though slimes don't have hair), while he's doing fine, fishing one day and strolling around the next.

But this guy still has a conscience; he actually volunteered to handle my official duties for a day so I could have a day off!

Our cadres are also a complicated situation:

A violent secretary who longs for her younger sister, and a gentle yet cunning culinary genius.

That dragon-man troublemaker who's always causing me trouble, and that goblin brother who disappears without a trace the moment I call him to work.

There's also a former "Pig Head Emperor" who only wants to farm.

Today we must guard against the schemes of the devil next door.

Tomorrow we have to deal with an expedition team from the human kingdom.

I still have to worry about choosing swimsuits and the festival program the day after tomorrow…

But seeing former enemies walking arm in arm in the street, and hearing the children's laughter, Charlotte and I exchanged a smile.

This chaotic yet joyful kingdom, created together by us—the Jura Tempest Monster Federation,

It's the best place we can find to stay.

That year, Sengoku was not yet an admiral of the navy.

That year, Kuzan, Sakaski, and Polusalino were young and ambitious.

That year, Vice Admiral Garp, the hero of the navy, was so fierce that he chased Roger all over the world.

Also that year.

Xia Le, who was shot in the head by a rifle, bombarded by a cannon, cut open his neck with a long knife, flooded his nose with sea water, and was burned by fire, but never died, became an unknown trainee soldier beside Garp.

When he saw this hero lieutenant general, he smashed the town with one punch.

He bowed his head in silence, and quietly increased the newly awakened Overlord Color to full level.

PS: Newcomers and new books, please support and read more. Recommend this fine old book "The Pirate: General Wenhu".

(My new book, "Leap Over America 1994," has been uploaded!)

The following is a timeline of mainstream American media reviews of Charlie Rossi:

[A shameless thief seized America's most famous entertainment brand using despicable means.]

The trivial gossip of spoiled brats and lunatics is starting to pollute the public's eyes.

Hollywood stars have begun calling out the name of that devil.

The brutal butcher bankrupted the entire Wall Street.

The world's newly crowned richest person has announced plans to build a new, magnificent corporate building in Silicon Valley.

Her Excellency Rossie appeared in Washington yesterday.

The great Charlie Rossi has finally arrived at his own loyal and glamorous world!

Back in 2007 America. This is a story about madness, absurdity, and dark humor.

[No system, single female lead, pursuing the wife, invincible, not brainless, not cultivation, fast-paced]

Wang Xingyu was deceived by a female internet celebrity and beaten up, ending up in the hospital. By chance, he fused with the Karma Pearl and gained the memories and inheritance of a cultivator from another world.

By cultivating Taoist arts using the power of cause and effect, Wang Xingyu rose to prominence in the city.

"Your physiognomy can predict everything under heaven? Sorry, my karma bead can predict your past and present lives."

"Your kung fu is unparalleled? Sorry, even if my Taoist magic is weakened a thousand times over on Earth, it can still take your life in an instant."

"You're a peerless traditional Chinese medicine doctor? Sorry, I can summon souls and gather spirits. As long as a person's soul hasn't dissipated, I can bring him back."

......

Highlight: The secondary couples mentioned in the comments are concentrated in the side stories. They appear in the main text only to serve the plot and take up very little space. Those who are averse to this should proceed with caution.

[Dual male leads + entertainment industry + satisfying face-slapping + crazy, ruthless, doting, and secretly flirtatious top VS all-around, devilishly flirtatious bottom]

Shen Lian, a top star, suddenly found himself as a nobody, a nobody who was even cast as a sacrificial lamb, the kind who ruined the relationship between the main characters.

Shen Lian said: Let me see what's going on.

It's no wonder that once Shen Lian started looking, he couldn't take his eyes off her.

The book's biggest villain, Chu Yilan, who is rumored to be disfigured, happens to pour a glass of wine over his head.

Shen Lian pursed her lips, stared at the man, and thought to herself, "That feels good."

"Do you regret doing all this?" Chu Yilan asked coldly.

"I don't regret it." Shen Lian's expression was serious and fervent: "Only in this way can you see me."

Everyone: ?

The protagonist (top): "???"

Chu Yilan: "..."

You've messed up my rhythm.

Shen Lian took on the role of a punching bag on a variety show, where he handled it with ease, displaying all-around skills and astonishing everyone. In his spare time, he could even buy flowers for Chu Yilan, writing cliché love lines along the way.

Chu Yilan could no longer contain herself: "Look at me closely, do you still like me?"

Shen Lian didn't say a word, but kissed the scar on the man's face.

After that, Master Chu, who was feared throughout the circle, finally turned himself into a devoted husband.

Chu Yilan: It smells so good!

A heads-up: The romance might be a bit convoluted, but it's definitely a one-on-one relationship between the two. Chu Yilan never liked Zheng Ge!!! PS: The author's wish is for world peace.

The night before Xu Yi became the senior disciple of Xuanji Sect, she had a dream in which she committed all sorts of evil deeds out of jealousy of the new junior sister, and in the end, she was reduced to ashes.

With the day of her junior sister's entry into the sect fast approaching, she closed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and took all her belongings to seek refuge. However, she never expected that she would fall into a secret realm as soon as she left the sect and be trapped there for two hundred years.

Two hundred years later, after finally escaping from the secret realm, she was shocked to discover that two thousand years had passed in the outside world, and her junior sister had long since ascended to immortality. She herself had transformed into the patriarch of the Xuanji Sect...

Yao Yao was lost by her family. She wandered around the streets, trying to find her way home, but was blinded by the steam from the meat buns.

The Crown Prince found her endearing and adorable, so he carefully carried her home.

Although she was a maid, she was personally fed and pampered by the Crown Prince, and enjoyed a life of luxury and honor by following him around.

Later, Yao Yao was taken away by her family after her release from prison and became the apple of her parents' eye again. No one knew that she had been pampered by a noble young man for more than ten years.

When the emperor held a banquet, she sat at the table with her family, but was harassed by the rich girls who thought she was a country bumpkin. Fearing that her parents would be sad, she held back her temper and remained silent, only her eyes reddening silently.

Suddenly, she smelled the aroma of peach blossom soup.

It was a delicious dish she had always longed for.

Yao Yao looked up and saw the young but powerful Crown Prince sitting near the Emperor, smiling at her with the same tenderness in his eyes as when they parted. "Yao Yao, come back to me."