Jiang Xu participated in the Global Web Drama Competition. While other teams were shooting romance, science fiction, and suspense films, he took out "Warhammer 40K"!
When the virtual helmet is activated, the Horus Heresy begins, the Custodes cut through the demons, and the Space Marines roar "For the Emperor!"
The judges collectively collapsed: "This is a skit?!"
The audience swiped the screen like crazy:
"The Mechanicus has rewarded a rocket, asking for the STC template!"
"Khorne gave a thumbs up, but complained that the blood was not enough!"
"Where is the Astartes registration office? Waiting online!"
"Emperor: I won't sit on this toilet anymore, I want to watch the sequel!"
"Slaanesh: More pleasure shots!"
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Jiang Xu looked at the audience who were broken in their defense.
Smiled: "Don't worry, Guilliman's return hasn't been filmed yet..."
Deng Li transmigrates into a novel titled Elder Sister. In the original story, she is an arrogant street punk with greasy hair, a face caked in powder, and a love for fake designer brands. She pretends to be a rich heiress to get close to Song Chisui, the heiress to a billionaire fortune.
The heroine, Song Chisui, is beautiful and wealthy—a true lady of a powerful family. But she’s also sickly, pitiful, and wheelchair-bound due to her disabled legs. The original Deng Li swore to protect Song Chisui, but on their wedding night, she suddenly showed her true colors—insulting Song’s disabled body and declaring that she should hurry up and die so Deng Li could inherit her fortune. Then she left to party.
On the surface, Song Chisui is a fragile and pitiful beauty, but in truth, she’s cruel and manipulative. In the end, Deng Li died by her own recklessness—Song Chisui had her kidney removed. As she lay dying, Song Chisui’s chilling laughter echoed in her ears: “This ocean is your inheritance.”
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Deng Li, on her first day after transmigrating:
“I don’t want to be fish food!”
System:
“Then please win her over. If she chooses to leave you a whole corpse, you can return to your original world.”
Deng Li:
“Can’t I just die directly?”
System:
“Nope. If she leaves your corpse intact, you’ll get to go home.”
Faced with the pale-faced, blood-coughing, disabled-legged beauty whose face looked like a world treasure, Deng Li suddenly felt she could do it.
So she became Song Chisui’s legs, helping her get to school. From not being allowed near her to eventually washing her face, grooming her hair, and cleaning her body—Deng Li earned her trust.
When Song Chisui realized Deng Li’s intentions, she spat blood in her face and yelled, “Get lost. I’ll never love you.”
Deng Li wiped off the blood and kept taking care of her anyway.
Later, Deng Li helped her reclaim her inheritance, cured her legs, completed her mission—and disappeared overnight from the Song household.
When Song Chisui finally realized her feelings, her eyes turned red:
“Where’s my wife?”
Butler:
“Congratulations, Miss. There was a forest fire. Your wife is now ashes, hahaha.”
A sharp slap and a broken scream rang through the villa:
“Even her ashes—bring them back to me!”
But Deng Li didn’t die. She escaped to a remote countryside, raising chickens and ducks, living a peaceful rural life. She felt relieved—surely, Little Sui had already married her ‘white moonlight’ (true love).
One day, after fishing, Deng Li passed by the bamboo house where they once spent a romantic night. Under the moonlight, a dark figure tackled her, breathing hot against her neck. With tearful, resentful eyes locked on hers:
“Sister, I’ve looked for you for two years. Run again, and I’ll break your legs (lovingly).”
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Pairing:
Super-strong, warm-hearted sunshine girl × Ruthless, manipulative, disabled little beauty
Notes:
1. The violent parts from the original book were erased after the heroine transmigrated.
2. Neither main character committed illegal acts.
3. Both are “double virgins.” Drama-heavy. Female lead #2 (Song Chisui) is very yandere and extremely possessive—not a perfect character.
4. Loyal dog × lone wolf.
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Content Tags:
Devoted Love | System | Sweet Romance | Transmigration into a Novel | Serious Drama
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Main Character (POV):
Deng Li
Key Relationship:
Song Chisui
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One-Sentence Summary:
The dark moonlight says I'm her cinnabar mole.
(Note: In Chinese symbolism, a "cinnabar mole" refers to someone unforgettable—an irreplaceable, fated love.)
Li Fei, the UP master who complained about the negative IQ per capita in Douluo, was reincarnated in Douluo Continent and awakened his true martial spirit.
Without a golden finger, Li Fei could only rely on his own knowledge of the plot and theory of this world. Coupled with the imagination of netizens in his previous life, Li Fei began to show his prominence in the Douluo world, discovered the soul core condensation method, created the Noumenon Sect, and established the Soul Sect in the Douluo world. Create a Qi and blood cultivation method based on strength.
Step by step, he reached the pinnacle of Douluo Continent, and finally became a god at level 100.
Don't follow the group, don't lick Tang San
A data loving young man from Earth has an accident which transports him to a dark land filled with terrifying creatures and magical powers. Fortunately for him, he has a Biological Assistance Chip to ease his path. However, things in this bizarre and strange world are not always as they seem, and, though it is a tremendous asset, the chip doesn’t always work as expected. With all of the crazy creatures and magical mayhem around him, one can only wonder what the future holds for this young man…
[Decisive Killing] ➕ [Beast Taming] ➕ [Invincible Flow] ➕ [Advance
[Chemistry]➕[Giant Beast]
Travel through a world where everyone changes jobs.
Qin Feng changed his job to become a beastmaster.
At the beginning, he was a Black Iron-level Beast Tamer and suddenly discovered.
You can increase your evolution point by one point per second.
From the Iron-level [Ant Beast] to the Star-level [Starry Sky Queen].
From the Black Iron-level [Mysterious Snake] to the Star-level [Sky-Devouring Demon Dragon].
From the Black Iron level [Red Bird] to the Star level [Big Sun Golden Crow].
From the Black Iron-level [Ancient Tree] to the Star-level [World Mother Tree].
…………
As time went by, countless star-level beasts blocked out the sky.
Qin Feng sat high on the throne, gazing at the starry sky.
"Now, it's your turn to tremble, you bugs."
Flying Thunder God at the beginning?
The ninja world is a slacker!
Naruto said: I don’t have any big dreams in this life, I just like to lie down, slack off, and eat gigolos…
No initiative! No rejection! No promise! No responsibility!
This is my Uzumaki Naruto’s ninja way!
The main ninjutsu is to roll balls with one hand!
The escape technique, the blood inheritance, the tailed beast, the rich woman’s…
I’ll give you a fuck!!!!!!
Feng Chen woke up and found himself in Aincrad! Unlike the original, this time he traveled with his body. Then he activated the recharge system! [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 1,000 Cole and reaching VIP1] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 4,000 Cole and reaching VIP2] [Ding! Congratulations to the host for recharging 10,000 Cole and reaching VIP3] ... ... [The setting has been changed, please watch it at your discretion!]
Main characters: Feng Chen, Asuna,
Novel keywords: Sword Art Online: I Can Recharge! No pop-up window, Sword Art Online: I Can Recharge! txt full download, Sword Art Online: I Can Recharge! latest chapter reading
[Brainless and refreshing article + celebrity fan fiction + popular + filming]
He is Gojo Satoru, the only one in the world!
He is a lazy and free-spirited king who cares about all living beings!
He is the world's number one swordsman, Zoro!
He is the Flame Pillar Rengoku Kyojuro, the incarnation of the sun!
He is the twin Lu Mingfei and Lu Mingze!
(The characters currently scheduled to be played include Madara, Aizen, Captain Levi, Code Geass, Dazai Osamu, King Fugui, Kakarot, Gintoki, Kaneki Ken, Hououin Kyouma, Esdeath, etc.)
......
At an awards ceremony.
The host was solemnly introducing the versatile actor, Jiang Chen.
Facing the drone camera.
Jiang Chen, who was cracking melon seeds, nodded and smiled: "I'm a little nervous, so I'm cracking some melon seeds to relieve my tension. Don't mind everyone...just do what you need to do."
And seeing Jiang Chen's nonchalant look.
All the celebrities present were speechless.
They would never have imagined that the former bully of the Beijing circle, the parasite that everyone in the entertainment industry hated, would become the real giant in today's entertainment industry!
What's more, what they didn't expect was that Wang Ye actually played himself! He is the prince of the Beijing circle!
Traveling to another world and becoming an orphan, Su Li awakens the only entry [God rewards hard work] - killing ferocious beasts will unlock entries, killing powerful enemies will gain characteristics.
Starting from white waste, stepping on corpses into legend.
From a poor girl taking orders on the black market to a genius sought after by nine universities.
At the edge of the border, giant beasts from the abyss are rising and falling.
On top of the Great Wall, the girl stepped out lightly.
... "You said that she killed the beast that destroyed the country all by herself?"
This is a magical world. In this world, there are many magical powers and races. Magical beings such as demons, evil gods, ancient gods, demons, goblins, etc. coexist with humans in this world. With the power granted by them, humans gradually ushered in their own era.
Among humans, there appeared a group of crazy gamblers who were keen on trading with magical beings...
They claimed...
Show is a kind of wisdom!
They firmly believe...
No child cries every day, and no gambler loses every day!
They are...
Legendary wizards!
Among the legendary wizards, Isaac is a special existence. He does not think he is a gambler. The reason is very simple. Not knowing the result is gambling, and predicting the result is investment!
1000% success rate, is that called gambling?
Good news, Lin Dou traveled to Douluo Continent!
Bad news, Lin Dou, whose martial soul is the Dirty Earth Wooden Coffin, was rejected by Shrek Academy and regarded as an evil soul master!
Just when Lin Dou was about to be killed by the Shrek Inspection Team, the strongest sect system was activated.
After this, a new generation of Spirit Hall rose up in the world of Douluo Continent!
…
"Ju Douluo, can't you be a little more masculine?"
"Ghost Douluo, you are simply allergic to ultraviolet rays, just take some allergy medicine!"
"No, Bibi Dong, I told you not to come to my room all the time! My room is very clean, there's no need to clean it!"
"Bibi Dong! Watch your daughter! She ran onto my bed again!"
…
From then on, Shrek Academy never regained its former glory.
What is the Body Sect, what is the Mingde Hall, what is the Holy Spirit Church... In front of the Spirit Hall, all living beings are equal!
"Everyone, are you willing to submit to this Pope?"
PS: The timeline of Douluo Dalu 2 is both good and evil, with many female protagonists.
Lin Fan died tragically in an accidental car accident.
Fortunately, he obtained the obsession system of the heavens and ten thousand realms.
At the beginning, he had to help the last young villain who was killed by the urban genius doctor to complete his obsession.
In order to successfully complete the task, the system rewarded Lin Fan's kryptonian physique for absorbing solar energy at the beginning...