第1章 孝死人了

Filial piety is so great

Capítulo 1: Piedad filial

[Campus, daily life, hilarious, spiritual revival, inhuman, sand sculpture, seizing bamboo shoots]
After opening his eyes, Qin Ke came to a parallel world where spiritual energy was revived!
At the beginning, he encounters a bully who comes to cause trouble and asks him if he knows how to write the word death!
Don't panic, open the dictionary and tell him that this is how the word death should be written!
"Repeat after me. Si, the word for death! The antonym is sheng, the word for living!"
The system wants him to be a non-human, so let him just go for it!
Passerby A: "Police officer? I want to call the police. I'm a fortune teller. Yesterday, a man came and asked me to tell whether I would be beaten today! Now he comes again and asks me the same question. Please come and save me!"
Passerby B: "Is there any justice in the world? I made a bet with him that the loser would slap the other person twice, but he won and gave me two slaps! I said he was cheating, but he said there was no rule against cheating, and gave me another slap! Woo woo woo!"
This book is also known as: "This disaster is coming again, everyone run!" "Please be a human being!" "I am a brick, it is reasonable for me to cause a billion points of damage, right?" "This person is very good, but it's a pity that he has a mouth!"
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Look, if you don't laugh you can hit me!!

【校园，日常，爆笑，灵气复苏，不当人，沙雕，夺笋】

　　睁开眼，秦柯来到了灵气复苏的平行世界！

　　开局就碰到恶霸来找麻烦，问他知不知道死字怎么写！

　　不慌，翻开字典，告诉他死字应该这么写！

　　“跟着我一起念，si，死亡的死！反义词是活，活着的活！”

　　系统要他不当人，那就放手大干一场吧！

　　路人甲：“警察蜀黍吗，我要报警，我是算命的，昨天来了个人，他让我算算我今天会不会被打！现在他又来了，又问了我同样的问题，你们快来救我！”

　　路人乙：“还有天理吗！我跟他打赌，输了的扇对方两个大逼兜，结果他赢了给了我两个大逼兜！我说他作弊，他说没规定不许作弊，又给了我一个大逼兜！呜呜呜！”

　　本书又名：《这祸害又来了，大家快跑！》《求求你做个人吧！》《我一块板砖，伤害高亿点很合理吧？》《这人很好，可惜长了张嘴！》

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　　看看吧，不笑你打我！！