第1章 摊牌了，不装了，你爸我是巫师

Let's be frank. I'm your dad, a wizard.

Dementors are evil magical creatures that have no facial features and can only distinguish living people by smell and the emotions floating in the air.
Wherever they go, all happiness will disappear, leaving only the deepest fear in people's hearts.
Legend has it that under the hood of the Dementor there is a face that can devour souls...
"That's the theory."
Cohen Norton did not deny this.
"But this doesn't affect my desire to be a good person. No, it's weird."
As he said that, Cohen licked the lollipop in his hand and turned a blind eye to the child next to him who was crying because the candy Cohen's brother gave him suddenly disappeared.
[Ding! Goodwill value +1, sin value +1]
[Note: Giving candy first and then snatching it is immoral and you will be condemned by your conscience]
(This is a story about a funny person who travels through time to the magical world, becomes a subject of some evil black magic experiment and grows up positively and healthily - just listen to it seriously)
- The following is an incomplete introduction -
"What is this, Tom Riddle's diary? There's a soul in it, take a sip."
"What is this, Slytherin's locket? Pry it open and take a sip like an oyster."
"What is this, Hufflepuff's cup? Add some milk tea and take a sip."
...
"What is this, Harry Potter? You smell good, bro, sip--"
"Cohen, don't come over here!"