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Section 1

Leo is a simple, pure, and easily satisfied person. Unlike those who like to save the world, he only pursues two small things in his life - money and immortality.
But even such humble and harmless requests are obstructed by many "big men", making him unhappy.
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Arasaka Saburo, Batman, Iron Man, Black Panther... and other names are all recorded in his little notebook, which is really very - very - very annoying!
And that damn Joker, he hates the Joker!
He swore that if he could control Arkham Asylum one day, he would enforce the policy of "lobotomizing the brain when entering prison" and let those damn guys spend their old age in the ward forever!
Finally, he would like to praise his dear V (Vivian), V (Vera), and V (Veronica).
They come from different backgrounds, from the streets, the wilderness, and the company, but they are equally gentle, virtuous, beautiful and kind. Especially Vivian, who came from the streets. He loved her more than anything else, not because she was crackling bones behind him...
"Have you finished writing your suicide note?" Vivian smiled, "When you're done, go on your way - scumbag!"

李奥是一个简单、纯粹、容易满足的人，与那些喜欢拯救世界的人不同，他的人生只追求两件小事——金钱与永生。但就是这样卑微且无害的要求都被很多“大人物”所阻挠，使他不得开心颜。————荒坂三郎，蝙蝠侠，钢铁侠，黑豹……诸如此类的名字都记在他的小本子上，真的非常——非常———非常碍眼！还有那该死的小丑，他恨小丑！他发誓，如果有一天他能控制阿卡姆疯人院，他就强制实行“入狱即切除脑叶白质”政策，让那些该死的家伙永远在病房里安度晚年！最后，他要点名表扬亲爱的V(薇薇安)，V（薇拉），以及V（薇罗尼卡）。她们出身不同，来自街头、荒野和公司，但同样温柔贤淑、美丽善良。尤其是出身街头的薇薇安，他爱她胜过一切，绝不是因为她在身后咔咔地松骨头……“你的遗书写完了吗？”薇薇安展颜微笑，“写完了就上路吧——渣男！”