第1章 我？被绑架了？ 

Me? Kidnapped?

I am the conscience of the United States, a policeman with a unique painting style.
  He doesn't smoke or drink, has a good lifestyle, and likes to read books, sweep the floor, and catch criminals to reform Rotom.
  Many residents said that I was frivolous and not serious at all, and that I was not serious enough as a police officer should be.
  There have always been a lot of letters reporting on me, but they were basically written by criminals I brought to justice.
  The criminals who tortured the elves until they were covered in bruises accused me of lynching them.
  The criminals who used the Afro-capped buffalo to create chaos accused me of letting the buffalo hit them.
  Criminals who use superpowered moves to brainwash Pokémons report me for kidnapping all their Pokémons.
  I received a lot of criticism from Miss Junsha for this, but I didn't care.
  We always tie one of our hands