第一章 开局就送女朋友

Send a girlfriend at the beginning

Capítulo 1: Dar una novia al principio

Ghosts, demons, clowns, murderers, and deformed people are raging in the world, and the people of the Chosen Land are living in dire straits.
Robb, carrying the Book of Containment, came to the world and was about to spread the gospel. Wait...
This is not the right start!
Listening to the girl lying on top of him crying and repeating "I'm sorry".
The future father of the people, the only savior, the world's most powerful exorcist, medium, heavenly master, and supreme wizard felt panicked.
Could it be...that my head is a little green?
PS: American Horror Story Season 3 Coven Opening

幽灵，恶魔，小丑，杀人狂，畸变人肆虐世间，天选之地人民生活在水深火热中。携带收容之书的罗柏降临于世，正要挥洒福音时，等等……这开局不对啊！听着趴在自己身上的妹子哭泣地不断重复“对不起自己”。未来的人民慈父，唯一救世主，世界最强驱魔师，灵媒，天师，至尊男巫心里一慌。难道……自己头上有点绿？PS：美国恐怖故事第三季女巫集会开场