第1章 给朕狠狠地抽她！

Beat her hard for me!

The good news is that I traveled through time and space and became an emperor, so I can indulge in luxury!
The bad news is that this emperor is a bootlicker and he has become an expert at it!
What’s worse is that he is about to become the king of a fallen country and be captured in the north to live in a dog cage!
This is a story of self-rescue.

好消息是，我穿越成了皇帝，可以穷奢极欲了！
坏消息是，这皇帝是只舔狗，已经舔到出神入化！
更糟糕的是，马上要成为亡国之君，被俘虏到北方住狗笼子了！
这是一个自救的故事。