第一章 可是我只有你了...

But I only have you...

【Slice of Life】【Single Female Lead】【Super Sweet】

"My name is Lin En. I’m a hero… or rather, I used to be one."

—

From the ruins, a crackling radio blares:
"Hero Lin En has murdered his former comrades! The Hero Association fought valiantly—13 S-class heroes, all perished... The Federation hereby sentences Lin En for crimes against humanity! A nationwide manhunt is underway!"

—

On a stormy night, retired Demon Queen Clea opens her door—
Her old nemesis stands drenched in blood in the rain, eyes blank, head hanging low, and whispers:
"I’m sorry... I don’t know where else to go..."

On an odd impulse, she lets the lunatic in.

And discovers… she’s taken in a total menace.
He eats her food, lives in her house, spends her money—and worse… he… he…
Ugh! I hate my husband the most!

—

"Hero, humanity is in danger again. Aren’t you going to save them?"
"Who?"
"Humanity..."
"...What’s that?"
"I said—never mind."

Clea looks helplessly at the man hogging her couch, tugs at his cheek, and sighs:
"I’m hungry. Let’s go eat."

Lin En pulls her into his arms with a smirk, leans down and whispers by her ear:
"Let’s make dinner first, then we can eat~"

Saving the world? Not as sweet as holding my wife.

【日常】【单女主】【多糖】
    
    “我叫林恩，是一名英雄...哦不，曾经是一名英雄。”

    …

    废墟里，收音机刺啦作响：

    “勇者林恩杀死昔日同伴！英雄协会拼死讨伐，13名S级英雄全军覆没……

    现联邦判处林恩，判人类罪！

    全联邦通缉！”

    …

    暴雨夜，退休魔王克莉娅开门——

    宿敌正浑身是血站在雨中，神色呆愣，垂丧着脑袋喃喃说道：“对不起...我不知道我还能去哪...”

    她鬼使神差收留了这疯子。

    然后发现捡了个祖宗…

    吃她的，用她的，什么都花她的！他还...还...

    呜呜呜，最讨厌老公了！

    …

    “英雄，人类又危在旦夕了，你不去拯救一下吗？”

    “谁？”

    “人类...”

    “什么东西？”

    “我说人...算了。”

    克莉娅抿唇看着这个霸占了自己沙发的家伙，无奈伸手拽了拽他的脸蛋，说道:

    “肚子饿了，我们去吃饭吧。”

    林恩顺势把人拽进怀里，嘴角勾起，低头贴耳道：“先做饭，再去吃饭~”

    救世什么的，哪有抱着老婆香？