第1 章 震惊，堂堂三界之主，竟然偷听我心声！

Zhang was shocked. He, the Lord of the Three Realms, actually eavesdropped on my thoughts!

Capítulo 1: ¡Sorprendido! ¡El Señor de los Tres Reinos realmente escuchó mis pensamientos!

Ye Xuan time-traveled into the world of Journey to the West, becoming a Heavenly Soldier stationed at the Southern Heavenly Gate. According to his memories, he was likely one of the hundred thousand cannon fodder soldiers sent to besiege Sun Wukong.

Just as he was falling into despair about his grim future, a sudden voice rang out in his mind:

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the Strongest Roast System. As long as you keep roasting, you will receive generous rewards.]

And so, the entire tone of the Journey to the West began to shift in a bizarre way.

Tathagata Buddha: "Amit—wait, DJ Amitabha?! Why is this Haotian not playing by the rules?!"

Reception and Zhunti (Buddhist sages): "Stop fighting! Please, just stop!"

Jade Emperor: "Beloved Ye, come quickly, I wish to sleep beside you."

Ye Xuan: "The entire Buddhist sect is about to collapse, and this is what you're telling me?!"

叶玄穿越西游，成为天庭镇守南天门的一位天兵，按照记忆，自己很有可能是围剿孙悟空的十万炮灰之一。
正当对未来感到绝望之际，一道声音突兀的响彻在叶玄脑海之中。
【叮！恭喜宿主激活最强吐槽系统，只要不断吐槽，便可获得丰富奖励。】
于是乎，整个西游的画风逐渐诡异。
如来：阿弥了个DJ佛的，这昊天怎么不按套路出牌啊？
接引准提：别打了，别打了！
玉帝：叶爱卿，快快过来，朕要与你抵足而眠。
叶玄：佛门都要没了，你跟我说这是西游？