第1章 黑暗森林

Dark Forest

Chaos Zerg: "We are the abyss!"
Lin Ye: "Have you heard of neutron annihilation?"
Chaos Zerg: "Boss, where should we fight?"
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Stringer Civilization: "Lowly humans, surrender to the feet of the stars!"
Lin Ye: "You have probably never heard of the two-dimensional foil?"
Stringer Civilization: "Sir, you must be tired. I will sing a song for you to calm your nerves."
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Crab Clan Wise Emperor: "You weak ones will be annihilated by my iron pincers!"
Lin Ye: "Players! The main quest is online! Eat hairy crabs!"
Crab Clan Wise Emperor: "You are locusts! Hey! The pincers cannot be eaten! Don't wow!"