第一章 百德地图正在为您寻宝

Baide Map is looking for treasure for you

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]
Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.
Effects after various apps mutate:
Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.
Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.
Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!
Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.
Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!
Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........
"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."
"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"
His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."
Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"
Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"
This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.

【轻松搞笑+魔幻现实+日常偏多+无厘头+异能无敌+非传统爽文+配角重要，不喜勿入，误入勿喷】
林天的手机变异了，每周都能体验一个变异版本的手机APP应用。
各应用变异后效果：
导航应用百德地图：搜索无主财宝，追踪珍奇秘藏。
健身应用HEEP：锻炼各种上古炼体秘法，学习失传武道神功。
旅游应用飞牛：旅游打卡，觉醒异能，得千年异果！
通讯应用Q信：联络诸天万界，水群领取红包。
阅读应用西红柿小说：进入小说世界，挑战剧情任务，赢取大奖！
此外，还有视频应用斗音，游戏应用王者战场，招聘应用BOSS直招......
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“都说富人靠科技，穷人靠变异。”
“假如，我是说假如，我的科技产品手机变异了，那我算什么？”
舍友想了想回答：“穷妇人。”
林天：“......我特么是变异，又不是变性。”
林天：“而且，你不会真觉得谐音梗很好笑吧？”
这是个躺平大学生整日无所事事，偶尔心情好出手拯救世界的故事。