第1章 正义无利可图，英雄梦碎

Justice is unprofitable, and the hero's dream is shattered

The earth can no longer hold me, and the universe has to take a detour. I am the most awesome man in the universe - Homelander! That's right, I have traveled to Marvel, and no one can stop me from eating beef this time. By the way, I will let a few superheroes "see" what a real man is.
Heroes? You are too naive. Iron Man's broken armor can't even block a hair of mine. Captain America's broken shield, I can easily use it as a plate to serve him food. Thor's hammer? Well, I usually use it for fitness, and occasionally I can "exercise" muscles with the goddesses. As for Thanos? Haha, don't be funny, his gloves didn't even have a chance to show off, and I punched him back to his hometown to be with his family.
I do whatever I want! Beat up Marvel heroes today, find an alien beauty to enjoy interstellar "romance" tomorrow. Rules and morals? I don't understand these words. Who dares to stop me? Crush them all! However, considering that I am in a good mood, I will occasionally put down my little power and teach those heroes how to "interact correctly" and give them a taste of sweetness.
What are you waiting for? Come and see what it means to be an "infinitely stronger" man! Crush Marvel and have a blast.

地球已经装不下我了，宇宙也得绕道，我就是全宇宙最牛X的男人——祖国人！没错，我穿越到了漫威，这次谁也别想挡住我吃牛肉，顺便让几位超级女英雄好好“见识”下，什么叫真正的男人。
英雄们？你们也太天真了吧，钢铁侠那破盔甲，连我一根头发都挡不住；美队那破盾，我随手就能给他当餐盘端饭；雷神的锤子？嗯，平时我用来健身，偶尔还能跟女神们“锻炼”下肌肉。至于灭霸？呵呵，别逗了，他的手套还没来得及亮，结果就被我一拳送回老家陪家人了。
我想干嘛就干嘛！今天打爆漫威英雄，明天找个外星美女享受星际“风情”，规则道德？我听不懂这些词。谁敢拦我？统统碾碎！不过呢，看在我心情好的份上，我偶尔也会放下那点力量，教教那些英雄们怎么“正确互动”，给他们点甜头尝尝。
你还等什么？来见识一下什么叫“无限变强”的男人！一边碾压漫威，一边爽翻天。