第1章 史上最惨

The worst in history

[There is a heroine + redemption + fruit killing + not invincible + rigorous plot]
Reaching the pinnacle of life and marrying Tsunade
Take Mei Terumi away
Punch the Virgin Mary
Pedal washing white
Shimura Danzo: Me! The bridge terminator! The first person to stab Susanoo with a kunai! The underground person that the Third Hokage didn't want to mention... the half-generation Hokage! The Kotoamatsukami plunderer! The one behind the Uchiha clan's annihilation! I don't accept anyone but Bibo Rang!
Mei Terumi: How about... you be the Mizukage?
Tsunade: As long as you are willing to stay in Konoha, I...I will marry you!
Madara: I would like to call you the Dance King of the Ninja World!
Hashirama: Haha, Madara! Did you see that? This is my Wood Release!
(The introduction is too weak, please move to the main text!!)
Chen Si, a slacker who worked as a screwdriver and a street vendor, was drinking with his friends on the street one day. He talked about his ex-girlfriend and got drunk the more he drank...

【有女主+救赎+果杀+不无敌+剧情严谨】
走上人生巅峰，迎娶纲手
抱走照美冥
拳打圣母心
脚蹬洗白汪

志村团藏：我！大桥终结者！苦无捅须佐第一人！三代不愿提及的地下之人……半代火影！别天神掠夺者！宇智波灭族幕后者！谁都不服，就服毕波让！

照美冥：要不……水影还是你来当吧？

纲手：只要你愿意留在木叶，我……我就嫁给你！

斑：我愿称你为忍界舞王！

柱间：哈哈，斑！看到没有？这是我的木遁！

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陈思，一名摆烂佬，打打螺丝，摆摆地摊，一天在街上和狐朋狗友喝酒，吹牛打屁聊到了前女友，越喝越大…………