第1章 异常收容公寓！

Anomaly Containment Apartment!

[Fanfiction Mashup] + [Dark Mythology] + [SCP-like] + [Connections/Invincibility Flow]
  
Everyone in the world awakens a special ability and is contained in a bizarre containment apartment! Everyone must struggle to survive in this infinite apartment, working to pay off their containment fees!  
Your neighbor could be the innocent and adorable SpongeBob, or the long-legged big sister, the Lightbearer! But never open any door lightly—there are no truly harmless contained entities here!

Lin Yan, however, awakens the “Bribery System”! He can see the entities and tasks in every room. Everyone has weaknesses—if you bribe them the right way, once the bribe is made, they’ll treat you like their best friend! While others are being hunted by strange monsters, Lin Yan goes door to door collecting “trash”—the whole apartment becomes his protection network!

Arnold from Changshu stuffs a barbell in his mouth and asks his last words—Lin Yan flips out some steroids.  
Mark goes on a shooting rampage through the floors—Lin Yan pulls out Ran Bing’s sniper rifle!  
SpongeBob and Patrick are hunting players, but Lin Yan is hanging out with them, wielding a jellyfish net!

No one knows just how many protectors Lin Yan has!  
Bai Yue Kui: “That’s my good little brother—let’s see who dares bully him?”  
Li Yunlong: “Let him go, he’s my brother! He just gave me an artillery piece!”  
Lingji Bodhisattva: “Amitabha, he helped me find my head.”  
Kafka: “What problem do you have with my son?”  
Enderman: “Bzz bzz bzz—”  
Little Lord: “If not for my godson, the whole apartment management would be on my shoulders!”  
Fourth Sister: “Today, I’ll see who dares touch my husband!”

【同人大杂烩】+【黑神话】+【类SCP】+【关系户无敌流】（刚开分，分数会涨的！！）
全球所有人觉醒天赋，被收容进一座诡异的收容公寓中！
大家都要在这座无限公寓中艰难求生！为自己赎清收容费！
你的隔壁也许是单纯可爱的海绵宝宝，也可能是长腿大姐姐荷光者！
但不要轻易打开任何一扇房门！
这里没有纯洁无邪的收容物！
林厌却觉醒了善于行贿系统！
能够看到每一个房间内的收容物和行贿任务！
人人皆有弱点，只要你行贿得当！
只要行了贿！你就是我好大哥！
在别人被诡怪追杀时，我挨个房间捡垃圾，整个公寓都是咱的保护伞！
常熟阿诺把杠铃塞我嘴里问我遗言，我翻手掏出了类固醇。
马克一把手枪杀穿楼层，我拿出了冉冰的狙击枪！
海绵宝宝和派大星四处猎杀玩家，我却拿着水母网和它们打成一片！
谁也无法猜到林厌有多少保护伞！
白月魁：这是我的好弟弟，我看谁欺负他？
李云龙：放开他，这是我兄弟！他刚送了我一门炮！
灵吉菩萨：阿弥陀佛，我的头就是他帮我找回来的。
卡芙卡：你对我儿子有什么意见？
末影人：嗡嗡嗡嗡——
小阁老：如果不是我干儿子！公寓物业都是在我的肩膀上扛着的！
四妹：我今日便要看看谁要动我相公！