第1章 一梦百年

A Dream of a Hundred Years

(Physiognomy + medical skills + Chinese martial arts + invincibility + single female lead + humor + no cultivation + no high-level martial arts)
While trying to save a girl, Chen Haoyu was hit by a car and was sent to the hospital. He was in a coma for a hundred days. In his dream, he obtained the inheritance of Xiaoyao Sanren from a thousand years ago and became a Taoist master.
"How come your medical skills are so great?"
"Sorry, I'm using the Zhuyou technique!"
"Can you tell fortunes?"
"Nonsense, I am a Taoist priest, how could I not be able to tell fortunes?"
"Are you cultivating immortality?"
"Repair is bullshit, that's all lies. There are no immortals in the world at all."

(相术+医术+国术+无敌+单女主+幽默+不修仙+非高武）
陈昊宇为了救一个女孩被车撞进了医院，昏迷一百天，在梦中获得了千年前逍遥散人的传承，成为了一代道家天师。
“你的医术怎么会这么厉害？”
“不好意思，我用的是祝由术！”
“你会算命？”
“废话，我乃道家天师，怎么可能不会算命？”
“你这是修仙吗？”
“修个屁，那都是骗人的。世界上压根儿就没有仙人。”
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