第1章 刺激的开场

Exciting opening

One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?

“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”



So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).

Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...

“I think there are three absurd things in this world.
First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.
Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.
Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”
—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.



Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:
Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.

在某一天楚舜这哪怕上吊都要脱裤子，死都不要脸的家伙穿越到了平行世界，还获得了个名为[电影基金]的系统，拍电影不怕亏钱，不需要投资人是一种什么样的体验？
    “作为导演，我从不在乎票房！”
    于是乎，楚舜搬出《杀死比尔》，然后因为太血腥，喜闻乐见的没有拿到龙标。
    很好，在地球1.8亿美金票房的《杀死比尔》，在平行世界变成了网络大电影……
    “我觉得这个世界上有三件事非常荒诞，第一，坏人比好人往往活得好。第二，在你困难时，朋友义不容辞帮忙；朋友落难了向你要钱，你却说他不够朋友。第三，你们一群人围在...