下山

downhill

Capítulo 1: Bajando la montaña

After Bai Chuwei lived for five thousand years, after abruptly living himself as the ancestor of all mankind, he went down the mountain to start the original plot.

A new female student from Henghua No. 1 Middle School transferred to a female classmate. The girl had bright eyes and white teeth, red lips and white teeth, and she looked like a fairy.

It’s a pity that it’s a secondary disease——

“The total of the ten Duan families is not more than half of the assets I have accumulated for five thousand years.”

“The first of Chinese classics? That was what I wrote and played casually two hundred years ago.”

“Scientific research is not as good as a sword flying immortal. Today, my ancestors teach you how to cultivate immortals scientifically.”

Netizens sneered while eating melons, waiting for Bai Chuwei to pretend to be forced to overturn the car.

Until later, the China Property Statistics Association: “As the world’s richest man, the ancestors have the world’s most gold mines, hundreds of islands, and countless industries.”

Huaguo Writers Association: “Bai Chuwei, when will the ancestors be updated in two hundred years?”

白初薇活了五千年，硬生生把自己活成了全人类的老祖宗后，下山开启原着剧情。　　恒华一中高三新转来了一个女同学，小姑娘明眸皓齿，唇红齿白，长得像个天仙。　　只可惜是个中二病——　　“十个段家加在一起都没有我五千年累计的资产一半多。”　　“华国古典名着之首？那是我两百年前随便写着玩的。”　　“科学研究不如一剑飞仙，今天老祖宗我教大家如何科学修仙。”　　吃瓜网友嗤之以鼻，坐等白初薇装逼翻车。　　直到后来，　　华国财产统计协会：“老祖宗作为全球首富，拥有全球最多的金矿、上百座岛屿、无数产业。”　　华国作协：“@白初薇，老祖宗断更两百年什么时候更新？”　　华国非自然管理局：“老祖宗，求带！”　　华国顶尖八大世家是她的奴仆，震惊全球百年的空中花园为她而建，人人追捧的神医是她随手指点的徒弟。　　当所有人嗷嗷叫着白初薇老祖宗时，海城段家四爷拥她入怀。　　脑残粉：知道知道，肯定又是他的老祖宗。　　段非寒冷眉竖眼：“她是我小祖宗。”               
              
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