第1节

Section 1

After Christmas in 2022, Hikigaya Hachiman of Sobu High School was holding a novice iron sword, and the game system in front of him was floating with a death notice of "Exit Key Disappeared".
[Asuna]: "Hachiman, is this woman the real friend you mentioned?"
[Yukino-chan]: "Hikigaya-kun, you have violated the Service Club by maintaining close relationships with a large number of women in the game."
[Yui]: "Hikigaya's marriage system report... I, I'm not particularly concerned!"
When Asuna took Hachiman's hand and ran into Yukino, Yui, Caiyu, Shizuka, Haruno, Yumiko, and Shiro-san in a cafe, she found that a small hand suddenly twisted towards her waist. Hachiman, who was in pain, looked at the love battlefield filled with invisible gunpowder with tears in his eyes: "So - why am I forced to deal with interpersonal relationships now!"
(This article belongs to the world of anime, with the main characters being Sword Art Online and Oregairu, and many anime characters such as Steins; Gate and Rascal will appear later.)

2022年的圣诞节后，总武高的比企谷八幡拎着新手铁剑，眼前的游戏系统漂浮着"退出键消失"的死亡通告。【亚丝娜】：“八幡君，这个女人就是你说的现实的朋友吗？”【雪乃酱】：“比企谷君，你在游戏里和大量女性保持亲密关系已经违反侍奉部了。”【结衣】：“小企的结婚系统报告...才、才不是特意关心的说！”当亚丝娜挽着八幡的手在咖啡厅偶遇雪乃、结衣、彩羽、静、阳乃、优美子、城廻巡时，发现有只小手猛地向腰间拧去，吃痛的八幡泪眼婆娑的看着这弥漫着无形硝烟的爱情战场：“所以说——为什么现在还要被迫处理人际关系啊！”（本文属于综漫世界，主体为刀剑神域和春物，后续会出现命运石之门、青春猪头少年等多动漫人物。）