第1章 捡出一个未来？

Pick out a future?

[Hilarious + Lao Liu + Live Broadcast + Sunny Boy + Occupation + No Female Lead. ]
Su Bai traveled through a parallel world and became a contestant on an observation program. At the beginning, he was drawn to be a "junk picker" profession.
Until he found the reward item from the Sheriff's Bureau in a trash can on the street.
The whole style of the show changed.
"Oh my god, I've worked at a garbage sorting station for so many years, and this is the first time I've discovered such a big bomb buried in our garbage station?"
"I asked you to pick up rags, but you went to clean up the battlefield? You have scraped away all the land, brother..."
"Our Cultural Relics Bureau declares that this ancient tomb was definitely not robbed. Tomb robbers would not have looted it so thoroughly!"
“……”
I thought the job of ragpicking was outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly——
Suona funeral director: "When dogs passing by hear this, they will crawl over and cry a little."
Rural Dian Da Shao: "After the Michelin selection team ate it, they had to kneel down and beg Su Bai to join Michelin."
The extra in the film crew said: "Other people who play corpses are afraid that they will move around, but Su Bo is different. I am really afraid that he won't move. Brother, it's been a day and a night, can you take a breath?"

【爆笑+老六+直播+阳光男孩+职业+无女主。】
苏白穿越平行世界，成为一档观察类节目选手，开局抽到“捡破烂”职业。
直到在街边垃圾桶，翻出治安局悬赏物品。
整个节目画风变了。
“我的天，我在垃圾分拣站干了这么多年，第一次发现，我们垃圾站埋了这么大的一个炸弹？”
“让你捡破烂啊，你去给人家打扫战场？地皮都被你刮没了，兄弟……”
“我们文物局声明，这古墓绝对不是被盗了，盗墓贼搜刮的没这么干净！”
“……”
本以为捡破烂职业就够离谱。
没想到——
唢呐送葬师：“路过的狗听了，都得爬过来哭两声。”
农村颠大勺：“米其林评选组吃了，都得跪着求苏白加入米其林。”
剧组尸体龙套：“别人演尸体都怕他乱动，苏泊不一样，我是真的怕他不动啊，大哥，一天一夜了，你喘口气成吗？”