第1章 燕子！我不追你了，真的，你也别追我了好不好？

Yan Zi! I won't chase you anymore, really. Please don't chase me either, okay?

[Apocalypse + zombies + natural disasters + egoism + no women, no licking dogs + celebrities + divine pets + giant RV + decisive killing + no formation of forces]
After finally traveling through time and space to enjoy a year, a zombie crisis suddenly breaks out?
Fortunately, there is a system, so don’t panic!
By the way, what system are you on?
Android system!
What system? Android? Are you sure you're kidding me?
It turned out that the mobile phone from the previous life merged with Zhang Chuan during the time travel. The system is him, and he is the system.
If you don't like someone, just delete his talents and abilities!
Huh? This is a good feature, cut or copy?
The catastrophe is coming, zombies, extreme cold, extreme heat, floods and other natural disasters are coming one after another. Is it nature's counterattack? Or is there another conspiracy?
Zhang Chuan said: This is nothing. I have a golden finger. I don’t care whether it is a conspiracy or not. I must expand.
And there are those middle-aged women internet warriors out there, you won’t survive more than three episodes with me.
I already have the golden finger, how can I still endure your injustice and waste my time with you?

【末世+丧尸+天灾+利己主义+有女人无女主不舔狗+明星+神宠+超巨型房车+杀伐果断+不组建势力】
好不容易穿越过来享受一年，却突然爆发丧尸危机了？
幸亏有系统，不慌！
对了，你是什么系统？
安卓系统！
什么系统？安卓？你确定不是在逗我？
原来是前世手机在穿越过程中，与张川融合在了一起，系统就是他，他就是系统。
看谁不顺眼，那就把他的天赋异能删除掉吧！
咦？这个能力不错，剪切还是复制呢？
浩劫降临，丧尸、极寒、极热、洪水等等天灾接踵而来，是大自然的反击？还是另有阴谋？
张川表示：这都是小意思，有金手指了，管你是不是阴谋呢，我必须膨胀。
还有大妈网络女战神什么的，在我这你活不过三集。
都有金手指了，还能受你这委屈跟你浪费时间？