第1章 解释？不好意思，我懒得听！

Explanation? Sorry, I'm too lazy to listen!

I am a lord, the son of a duke, and the king's favorite nephew. What's wrong with raising some loli?

Did my loli eat your rice?

Sleeping in your bed?

Did he hit your child?

Or did you push your head into the pit?

What? I've done it before...

Hey, hey, they are just children, why are you competing with them?

In this way, adults should deal with adults' affairs. You come to me and we will go to the duel stage.

Don't worry, I'm weak and I don't know how to use magic. I definitely can't withstand your sword.

You don't have to worry about what will happen if I die in your hands.

My mother, the goddess of magic, will never fire a city-level spell at your front door, and my father, the duke, will never use a dragon's breath to annihilate your house. My uncle, the king, will never massacre your entire family. The people of my territory will never raze your castle to the ground.

What do you mean by "being a scoundrel"? When your child was rude to me, you kept saying that he was just a child and that I, an adult, could not argue with a child.

Do you know you are wrong? That's right, goodbye~

He left, didn't he?

Well, my dear sister, brother wants to eat fish...

我好歹一领主大人，公爵之子，国王最疼爱的大侄子。爱养点萝莉怎么了？
我家萝莉吃你家大米了？
睡你家床了？
打你家孩儿了？
还是把你脑袋按粪坑里了？
什么？都干过了……
咳咳，她们还只是个孩子嘛，你和她们较什么劲？
这样，大人的事情大人解决。你来找我，我们上决斗台。
放心，我手无缚鸡之力，更不会使用法术。绝对扛不住你一剑的。
你也不用担心我死在你手里以后有什么影响。
我的法神老妈绝对不会朝你家大门轰对城级法术的，我那公爵老爹也绝对不会对着你的房子来上一发略地龙息。我的国王叔叔也绝不会屠你满门。我领地的子民们更不会把你家城堡夷为平地的。
什么叫我耍无赖？你家孩子对我出言不逊的时候你可是口口声声说着他还只是个孩纸，我一个大人不能和小孩儿一般见识的。
你知道错了？这才对嘛，慢走不送啊～
他走了是吧……
那啥，我的好妹妹，哥哥想吃鱼了……