第1章 穿越之写日记开局

Time Travel Diary Begins

There is a saying in Marvel that the poor rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology. But Levis only relies on writing a diary.

But who of the serious people writes a diary?

You can become stronger by writing!

Really? Come on!

Levis did it directly without any hesitation.

It's just a diary, write whatever you want. Think about the diary that Principal Kaishen wrote back then, it was brilliant! Not to mention, writing can make him stronger!

Who can resist such temptation?

However, Levis didn't know that just as he finished writing, a guy nicknamed "Tony Big Shit" became the first lucky reader of the diary...

Tony: Jarvis, please translate for me what a big piece of shit means!

Lu Dan: I have worked in SHIELD for so many years and spent so much money, and suddenly someone tells me that this is SHIELD. Coulson, if it were you, would you believe it?

Thor: Who would believe that I could crush Meowthroat with one hand? My family, even my brother Loki wouldn't dare to make up such a story!

Captain America: Recently, people keep saying that I can use Thor's hammer! Rumors! Pure rumors. Even the Hulk can't use it, so how can I use it? Impossible, absolutely impossible! I hope everyone will not make rumors, believe in rumors, or spread them.

Black Widow: Anyone want to drink my bath water? Go ahead, I just swam across that ocean.

Thanos: Titan, I am Titan, Thanos Titan, not the Purple Potato Spirit! Nor is he called Thanos Dad! (Deadpool: Let me swear on the name of death that he is not the Purple Potato Spirit, nor is he called Thanos Dad!)

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Levis: Hey, why are you all looking at me? You know me, I'm a serious person! I never write a diary.

漫威有一句俗语，穷人靠变异，富人靠科技。而李维斯只有靠写日记。
但正经人谁写日记？
写了就能变强！
果真？笔来！
李维斯直接一挥而就，半点不带犹豫的。
不就日记吗，随便写。想想当年的凯申校长，那日记写得，精彩绝伦！更别说，写了他能变强啊！
谁能拒绝这种诱惑。
然而，李维斯不知道，他这边刚美滋滋写完，某位外号“托尼·屎大颗”的家伙就成为了日记的第一位幸运读者……
托尼：贾维斯，给我翻译翻译，什么叫屎大颗！
卤蛋：我在神盾局干了这么多年，花了这么多钱，突然跟我说这是蛇盾局，科尔森，要是你，你信吗？
雷神：单手捏爆喵喵锤，谁信啊，家人们，我兄弟洛基都不敢这么瞎编！
美队：最近老有人说我能用雷神锤！谣言！纯粹是谣言。绿巨都不行我能行？不可能，绝对不可能！希望大家不造谣、不信谣、不传谣。
寡姐：有人想喝姐的洗澡水？去吧，我刚游过那片海。
灭霸：泰坦，我是泰坦，灭霸泰坦，不是紫薯精！也不叫灭爸！（死侍：插一句，以死亡的名义发誓，他真不是紫薯精，也不叫灭爸！）
……
李维斯：诶，都看我干嘛？你们是了解我的，我正经人！从不写日记。