第1章 吃瓜系统

Melon eating system

[Quick‑transmigration + system + inner thoughts + silly fun + group affection]
Crossed into another world for twelve years, Ning Sansang—adopted by the master of Wanhua Valley—suddenly becomes bound to a newly‑minted “gossip‑eating system,” and discovers that the world she lives in is derived from a Mary Sue novel.

As someone who loves gossip, Ning Sansang agrees without hesitation, gleefully devouring all the drama. But the system is brand new and not yet fully functional, so everyone around her can hear their inner thoughts. Ning Sansang and the system have no idea—and happily munch on gossip.

“Love is a ray of light, so green it glows—big gullible second brother, you’ve been cast as a backup!”
“Minister Li of the Ministry of Shangshu likes to smell his concubine’s bound feet—every day after work he must go home to take off his shoes and sniff; without it he can’t eat.”
“The famed good man, Duke Chen, keeps a mistress; her children are older than his legitimate offspring.”
“Minister Wang of Rites has worn a green hat for over ten years without knowing it, treating his own daughter like grass and others’ daughters like treasures.”
“Prince Kang dislikes women, likes men, and flits among flower clusters just to hide it.”

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Ning Sansang revels in gossip in the capital, and gradually her social skills soar—people begin to surround her every day, and she inexplicably gains the emperor’s favor.

【穿书+系统+心声+沙雕文+团宠】
穿越十二年，被万花谷谷主收养的宁桑桑突然绑定了一个新出厂的吃瓜系统，还知道了自己生活的世界是一本玛丽苏小说衍生出来的世界。

作为一个特别爱吃瓜的人，宁桑桑毫不犹豫同意了，一人一统很愉快吃起了瓜。

只是系统新出厂，操作不熟练，身边所有有身份的人都能听到他们的心声。

宁桑桑和系统却浑然不知，愉快吃着瓜。

【爱是一道光，绿得让人发光，大冤种二哥，你被当成接盘侠了啊！】

【尚书府李大人喜欢闻他妾室的三寸金莲，每天下班都要回去脱鞋闻闻，一天不闻吃不下饭。】

【出了名的好男人陈国公养外室，外室的子女比嫡子女还大。】

【礼部尚书老王戴了十多年绿帽子不自知，把自己女儿当草，把别人女儿当宝。】

【康王不喜欢女人，喜欢男人，每天流连花丛只是为了掩人耳目。】

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宁桑桑在京城吃瓜吃得不亦乐乎，忽然发现自己人缘越来越好，每天身边都围着一大群人，还莫名得到皇上重用了…