第1章 山中有户人家，卖混沌至宝，李九玄与女娲的买卖交易

There is a family in the mountains, selling Chaos Treasures, Li Jiuxuan and Nuwa's trading transaction

He created the sky with Pangu and fought against three thousand gods and demons!

He is Lingbao Tianzun Li Jiuxuan!

Setting up a stall just to sell Chaos Treasures!

Nuwa: I stole my brother's Fuxiqin? What's the price?

Li Jiuxuan: It’s not enough, adding you will be enough.

Hongjun: Can you give me a few more eons? Wait until I finish my sermon before moving out of Zixiao Palace?

Li Jiuxuan: Fellow Daoist Hongjun, please mortgage the Jade Disc of Creation.

Taiyi: Can the Chaos Bell be used to buy Chaos Treasures?

Li Taixuan: Give me the Sun Star.

Hou Tu: Can I use Pangu's bones, Pangu's brain and Pangu's Palace to buy the Chaos Treasure?

Li Jiuxuan: Just add you and Xuanming.

What is beyond the primitive world?

Hongmeng Universe, Void Space, Daluo Heaven?

The Ruthless Emperor: Not to become an immortal in the mortal world, only to establish the reincarnation underworld and resurrect my brother!

Li Jiuxuan: Give me the Heaven-Devouring Demon Pot and buy my Chaos Treasure. You can resurrect your brother as you wish!

Ye Tiandi: Master, give me back my Mercedes Benz!

Li Jiuxuan: Ye Hei, your master has been a security guard at Mount Tai for 10,000 years, just to wait for you to come back and pay the parking fee in the mortal world! The Mother Qi of All Things...

Emperor Huang Tian: One sword decides the eternity, he is free, he is in eternity...

Li Jiuxuan: Little one, where is the Willow God? Give me your Daluo Sword Embryo.

Emperor Yan: Emperor Hun Tian and Heavenly Evil God are no match for me. I have the Hongmeng Fire!

Li Jiuxuan: The strange fire belongs to the master. Where are your master's wife Yun Yun and Queen Medusa?

...From the ancient times to the chaotic world, the Hongmeng universe (all the heavens and worlds), and then to the void space, Daluotian?

What is the Daluotian in the mythical Daluo?

他跟盘古开过天，打过三千神魔！
他是灵宝天尊李九玄！
摆摊位，只为卖混沌至宝！
女娲：我偷我哥的伏羲琴？估个价？
李九玄：不够，加上你就够。
鸿钧：能不能宽限几个元会？等我讲完道再从紫霄宫搬走？
李九玄：鸿钧道友，造化玉碟抵押吧。
太一：混沌钟能买混沌至宝吗？
李太玄：太阳星给我。
后土：用盘古骨头、盘古脑髓和盘古殿能买混沌至宝吗？
李九玄：加你和玄冥就可以。
洪荒之外，是什么？
鸿蒙宇宙，虚无空间，大罗天？
狠人大帝：不为红尘中成仙，只为建立轮回地府，复活我哥！
李九玄：吞天魔罐给我，买我的混沌至宝，如你所愿复活你哥！
叶天帝：师尊，我的奔驰车还给我！
李九玄：叶黑，为师在泰山当一万年保安，只为在红尘中等你回来交停车费！万物母气鼎.....
荒天帝：一剑独断万古，他化自在，他在万古……
李九玄：小不点，柳神在哪里？将你的大罗剑胎交给为师。
炎帝：魂天帝、天邪神也不是我的对手。我有鸿蒙异火！
李九玄：异火是为师的，你师娘云韵和美杜莎女王在哪儿？
……从洪荒到混沌世界、鸿蒙宇宙（诸天万界），再到虚无空间，大罗天？
何为神话大罗的大罗天？