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Section 1

Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

重生东京，无才无德，只想躺平，奈何没钱。然而打工是不可能打工的，我必须立刻想办法吃上软饭。既然没有成熟漂亮的富婆愿意包养自己……那就找到有潜力的未来富婆，养成她，刷好感度，再用好感度来变现换钱！这就是黑羽明独创的躺平秘诀：未来饭票投资养成论。只要能控好好感的增长跌落，维持好船与船之间的平衡，如此一来……软饭吃到死，指日可待！我们的口号是：“躺平，摆烂，吃软饭！”……速报，失踪已久的知名企业家兼投资人的黑羽明先生终于获救，数名主犯皆为他学生时代便建立起暧昧关系的女性友人。接下来请看一段黑羽明先生被解救时的画面。“为什么……我管你们要了那么多钱，好感度……不跌反涨啊？！”感谢黑羽明先生牺牲自己证明了两个道理。一，好感度的股市是无法预测的。二，吃软饭终究是要付出代价的。……三，本书后宫，但重女扭曲警告。