第1章 流量中的铺盖饭

Rice bowl in traffic

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Gu Miao unfortunately finds himself as a semi-famous, "top-flow" celebrity on the verge of fading into obscurity. He awakens a "Star Assistant System" that paves his way to becoming an all-powerful figure in the entertainment world. He originally just wanted to slack off on a music variety show, but after a failed attempt to quit, the director practically begged him to stay, sweetening the deal. From that point on, his plans for a lazy life went completely off the rails.

Years later, a viral post titled, "Peeling back Gu Miao's identities, the case is finally solved!" sends the internet into a frenzy.

It turns out...
The god-tier songwriter "Immortal Jiang," whose tragic songs made millions cry? That was him.
The sharp-witted netizen who hilariously exposed other celebrities' fake personas? Also him.
The actor who went viral for playing a "crazy" and captivating male lead? Him again.
The secret boss behind the 6-billion-dollar video-sharing site? That's him too.

The public was stunned, his haters fell silent, and his rivals were speechless. The secret was too big to handle. Just when they thought there could be no more surprises, reporters dug into his past, revealing his struggles with Bipolar Disorder and the time he was cyberbullied by the entire internet.

His fans burst into tears. "It's all our fault! We let our idol suffer so much..."

But no one knows the truth: Gu Miao really, genuinely just wanted to be lazy. Who called him the king of hard work? This is a story about a man who just wants to chill but keeps accidentally taking over the entertainment industry with his many secret identities.

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【文娱＋日常＋无cp＋马甲＋爽文】
【主业歌手，有演员副线】

小黑子顾淼穿越平行世界，不幸成为了半糊顶流，觉醒明星辅助系统，开启了全能的文艺之路。

他本想在音综节目摆烂，结果退赛没一会儿，总导演主动加送福利，再次抬他上场，于是……

多年以后
一条帖子横空出世，“扒掉这些年顾淼的身份，终于破案了”

原来——

虐哭千万人的曲爹姜大仙，是他
围观隔壁顶流崩人设+补刀的人间清醒，是他
火出圈让人尖叫的疯批男主，是他
60亿小破站的背后老板，也是他
……

观众麻了，黑粉默了，对家也失声了，这瓜太大一口居然吃不下，这次应该不会再有马甲了吧！

娱记疯狂蹭顾淼风口，写出了一篇又一篇催人泪下的故事，曝光了他的躁郁症与全网黑。

翻着翻着，粉丝们集体爆哭：“都是我们的错，让哥哥经历了这么多……”

没人知道，顾淼是真的想摆烂啊，谁说我是卷神了，是谁？

总之，这是本日常装逼文娱，马甲扮演，节奏舒适。

提示：本书为半架空设定，谨慎入坑！

又名《摆不赢，马甲狂魔的自我修养》，《某顾顶流和小号曲爹经常打架》