第1章 师妹，你这是大凶之兆啊！

Junior sister, this is a very bad omen!

[Classic Xianxia + Comedy Cultivation + Rebel Disciple vs. Master + Side Paths & Odd Techniques + No System + Genius + Survival King + Walking Calamity + Early Chapters are Comedy Slice-of-Life – Don't Enter If You Mind]

In the new millennium, modern youth Gu Changsheng transmigrates into a fantastical cultivation world.
By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful female master from the Purple Heaven Palace.

From there, Gu Changsheng begins his "legendary" rise to the top — not by righteousness or strength,
but by scamming, scheming, stealing, and smooth-talking his way through the cultivation world.

He launches businesses never before seen in any Xianxia world:
Immortal Lottery – Trendy Spiritual Fashion – Changsheng Cigarettes – “Hit Me” Ride Service – Life & Death Insurance – Emergency Cultivator Rescue – Holy Herb Pharmaceuticals – Matchmaking for Immortals…

"Sounds reasonable… right?"

Years later, Gu Changsheng looks back—he's somehow monopolized every single industry in the cultivation world.
It hits him like a lightning bolt:

“Wait a sec… without realizing it, I’ve climbed to the very top of the world!”

Standing at the peak, overlooking the masses, he slowly pulls out a cigarette and lights it.

"Phew~! My carefree, rebellious life... was like walking on thin ice all along."

📌 Author's Note: The synopsis doesn't do it justice — check the main story!

【传统玄幻+搞笑修仙+冲师逆徒+旁门左道+无系统+天才+苟王老六+大祸害不干人事+前期偏搞笑日常介意勿入】
　　新世纪青年顾长生穿越玄幻修仙界，机缘巧合之下拜入紫霄宫美女师尊为师。
　　自此顾长生强势崛起，一路坑蒙拐骗偷，于修仙界混的风生水起。
　　开设福利彩票，潮流服饰，长生烟业，滴滴打人，保险业务，死了么业务，紧急避险法律咨询公司，紧急救援公司，长生牌圣宝医药公司，红娘相亲服务机构，应该很核理吧？
　　多年后，顾长生看着自己垄断了整个修仙界各行各业后，猛然醒悟，原来，不知不觉间，我已经站在世界之巅啊！
　　只见他屹立世界之巅，俯瞰众生之际，默默的抽出了一根烟点燃···
　　“呼~！我顾长生这放荡不羁的一生，如履薄冰呐！”
　　PS：简介无力，移步正文！