第1章 纨绔醒来，家徒四壁债如山

The dude wakes up, his family is broke and in debt

Li Mo transmigrated into the body of Li Jing’s grandson and began living a wildly absurd life in Chang’an.
Famous for cockfighting, dog racing, and squandering wealth, his notorious reputation spread far and wide—even Emperor Li Shimin could only shake his head and sigh.

When the Turks invaded the borders, he was instead seen skateboarding down Zhuque Avenue on a modern board, drawing the attention of the entire city.

That very night, when a fire broke out in the Eastern Palace, he astonishingly mixed a fire-extinguishing powder using chemical formulas.

Li Shimin, staring at the powder's residue, muttered: “This boy is only pretending to be a fool… What is he really after?”

Forced into court service, he grumbled about the boring politics while at the same time improving the curved-shaft plow and inventing the steel tempering method.

One after another, various women enter his life:
—The daughter of Chang’an’s richest man
—Princess Gaoyang
—A female general disguised as a man
—A young palace maid from the Ye Court named Wu Meiniang (Wu Zetian)

Before he could sort out these four romantic entanglements, he had already been pushed onto the battlefield to lead the campaign against Goguryeo...

李默穿成李靖之孙，在长安城做尽荒唐事。
斗鸡走狗败家名远扬，连李世民都摇头叹气。
突厥犯边，他却在朱雀大街玩起了现代滑板，引来全城围观。
当夜东宫失火，他竟用化学公式调配出灭火粉末。
李世民盯着粉末残迹：“此子装疯卖傻，所图为何？”
他被迫入朝，一边嫌弃朝堂无聊，一边改良曲辕犁、发明灌钢法。
长安首富之女、高阳公主、女扮男装的女将军、掖庭宫的小宫女武媚娘陆续闯入他的生活。
四段情债未清，他已被推上征讨高句丽的前线。
李默叹道：“我只想当个咸鱼啊。”
却在战场上用火药轰开了辽东城门。
李世民临终前紧握他手：“替朕...看着这江山。”
李治登基，他站在太极殿阴影里轻笑：“咸鱼翻身，也该换种活法了。”