第1章 刚穿越，就要被噶？

Just after crossing through, I'm going to be killed?

I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm

Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.

Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”

Crowd: “???”

Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???

Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”

Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”

Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”

Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”

Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”

沈辰穿越大武帝国，危急时刻觉醒毒士系统。
女帝：“蝗灾泛滥，民不聊生，即将生变，如何是好？”
沈辰：“忽悠大臣带头吃蝗虫，把蝗虫整成第一国宴，掀起蝗虫热，高价卖给那些富商，骗那些刁民抓蝗虫吃，蝗虫可灭，蝗灾可解，还能充实国库！”
女帝：“忽悠的朕每天吃蝗虫，你小子在这偷着吃山珍海味，数银子...”
女帝：“丞相等人逼人太甚，想要揭穿朕的女儿身，夺朕江山，朕该当如何应对？”
沈辰：“臣闻丞相等诸臣的女儿个个国色天香，陛下让他们的女儿充实后宫，然后臣想办法让她们怀上龙种，谣言不攻自破。”
女帝：“你这混蛋连朕都收入后宫啊！”
女帝：“大蒙帝国要趁我边境大军得瘟疫，挥兵南下，吞并我大武帝国，朕该怎么办？”
沈辰：“大蒙帝国正在招兵，让我大武士兵感染恶疫，然后应招入伍，让瘟疫在敌军扩散...”
女帝：“大秦等诸国要围攻我大武帝国...”
沈辰：“陛下臣有一计...”
女帝脸色大变，连忙招手道：
“爱卿冷静，你先坐下，事情还没有到那一步...”
沈辰：“陛下，沈辰还有一计...”
女帝差点吓跪，摸着额头的冷汗：
“朕这是做了什么孽，招惹上这么一个活阎王！”
……
沈辰穿越大武帝国，危急时刻觉醒