001:我是你爹

:I am your father

[Naruto] [No CP]
Hasumi, cosplaying as a real person, was tragically hit by a car and transported into the world of Naruto, now possessing the real person’s physique and innate abilities.

Before he could react, a one-eyed dragon appeared before him and coldly declared:

“You’re my son.”
“I’m your father.”

Hasumi instantly recognized the one-eyed dragon—wasn't that Danzo Shimura?!
The most hated villain in Naruto... now his dad?
The most annoying villain from Naruto and the most hated from Jujutsu Kaisen (cosplayed) have formed the most hypocritical father-son duo imaginable.

Danzo Shimura:
"Excellent! Now we can plant a spy near the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki and the last Uchiha!"

Hasumi Masato:
"Perfect. Once I farm enough Malice Points, I’ll turn Danzo Shimura into a super-powered cyborg!"

Sai, Hasumi’s Root training partner:

“We were twin lotuses blooming in darkness, but you abandoned me and walked alone into the sunlight. I hate you.”
[Malice +5,000 | Chakra +5,000]

Naruto, who saw Hasumi as a moral guide:

“You said you'd protect your friends… help me become Hokage… It was all a lie! It was all part of your plan! I hate you!”
[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]

Sasuke, who saw Hasumi as a confidant:

“You taught me ninjutsu… understood my hatred… All just to use me against Itachi? I hate you.”
[Malice +50,000,000 | Chakra +50,000,000]

【火影+真人+无CP+轻松+爽文！】
莲见co s真人后惨遭大汽车撞到了火影世界，并且拥有了真人的体质和天赋能力。
他脑子还没反应过来，眼前就有一个独眼龙冷酷地告诉他：“你是我儿子！”
我是你爹！
莲见认出了独眼龙，这不志村团藏吗？
火影里最惹人讨厌的反派和咒术回战里最惹人讨厌的反派喜结虚伪父子关系。
志村团藏：太好了，终于能派人卧底到九尾人柱力和宇智波末裔身边了！
莲见真人：太好了，等赚够了恶意值就将志村团藏变成超强改造人！
……
跟莲见一起在根部接受训练的佐井：“我们本是黑暗中共生的并蒂莲，但你抛弃了我，独自走向了阳光，我恨你。”
【恶意值+5000，查克拉+5000】
……
将莲见视为善恶指针的鸣人：“你说过会永远保护同伴，你说过会帮助我成为火影……这一切都是假的！都是你计划的一部分！我恨你！”
【恶意值+50000000，查克拉+50000000】
……
将莲见视为知己和生命之重的佐助：“你教我忍术、理解我的仇恨……一切都只是为了宇智波鼬？我恨你。”
【恶意值+50000000，查克拉+50000000】
……
宇智波斑、千手柱间、宇智波带土……
……
看着碾压忍界的查克拉，莲见真人笑了。
恨吧！最好一直恨着他！