第1章 考古刷砸出系统光幕

Archaeology brush smashes out the system light curtain

Archaeologist Jiang He journeys through the prehistoric world and is forced to bind himself to a system known as a "Trick Master"—the more reckless his disciples become, the richer their rewards!
First imparted with the "Stepping on the Heavenly Dao Sutra," a chubby young man in the Body Tempering Realm devours the Jade Void Palace's most precious treasure. Then, with the "Punching the Hongmeng Art," three disciples summon the Purple Sky Divine Thunder to pursue the sage! 
When a Western sect secretly records "Jiang He's Quotations" to sow discord among the Xuanmen, and the system reveals Pangu's evil intentions
—Jiang He sneers and summons the Master's Morality Array: "Heavenly Punishment? That's a teaching aid from my Exploding Heaven Gang!" 
(Keywords: Anti-Routine Prehistoric World + Master-Disciple Bond + Heavenly Tribulation Perpetual Motion Machine)

考古学家姜河穿越洪荒，被迫绑定坑师系统——收的徒弟越作死，奖励越丰厚！
首传《脚踩天道经》，淬体境小胖子一口吞了玉虚宫至宝；
再授《拳打鸿蒙诀》，三弟子引紫霄神雷追着圣人劈！
当西方教偷录《姜河语录》挑拨玄门，当系统真相竟是盘古恶念——
姜河冷笑祭出师德大阵：“天罚？那是我炸天帮的教具！”
（关键词：反套路洪荒+师徒羁绊+天劫永动机）