第1节

Section 1

After becoming Douma, why did he still follow the same old path as in the comics?
Oh no, this won't do!
So Douma decided to become a heartthrob.
Akaza-dono~ Let's go watch the fireworks together! Look, look, my newly developed abilities are all in the shape of love~
Kokushibo-dono seems like a lady from a noble family, cold on the outside but warm on the inside, sometimes his enthusiasm is really annoying~
Just cut Hantengu-dono into four pieces, and you can have fun playing with him!
Dakimaki-sister, I'm the most popular courtesan in Yoshiwara Yuukoku~
Muzan-sama is still full of life today, so comforting~
Picked up a cute little butterfly, and it's the most fun to use it to tease the big butterfly!
You're disliked, Giyu-kun, let me teach you how to be popular~
Wear your women's clothes, maintain your ladylike manners, and don't speak~ Pig.
Ghosts & humans: (╬▼皿▼)

成为童磨后，怎么还是走上了漫画里的老路呢？糟糕，这样可不行！于是童磨决定成为万人迷。猗窝座阁下~一起去看烟花吧！你看你看，我新开发的能力都是爱你的形状~黑死牟阁下像是个外冷内热的大家闺秀呢，有时候热情得真让人伤脑筋~只要把半天狗阁下切成四段，就可以愉快地跟他玩耍啦！堕姬妹妹，人家才是吉原游郭第一的花魁呢~无惨大人今天依然是活蹦乱跳的呀，真令人欣慰~捡到一只可爱的小蝴蝶，用来逗大蝴蝶最好玩啦！你被讨厌了，义勇君，让我来教你怎样变得受欢迎吧~穿好你的女装，保持好淑女的仪态，千万不要开口说话哟~猪。众鬼&人：(╬▼皿▼)童磨：今天也是没有被讨厌的一天呢~(≧▽≦)（想要写一个不那么屑的童磨，但脑回路奇异，纯纯乐子人。人物尽量不ooc，但在童磨面前哪能有不疯的~）